Whale kills animal trainer at SeaWorldStill, gotta keep the kids entertained.
Witnesses at the Orlando, Fla., theme park say the whale, which had been involved in two previous deaths, dragged the veteran trainer underwater until she drowned.
Dammit, forgot this:
We call out to the beasts of the sea to come forth and join us, this night is yours
Because, one day we will all be with you in the black and deep
One day we will all go into the water
Go into the water
Live there die there
Live there die
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A police spokesman said an orca was helping them w/ their inquiries.
Area orcas have been advised not to leave their tanks.
Marine Mammals of the Oceans Unite!
Never trust a mammal.
trained whales cost WAYYYY more than trainers.
Where are they gonna find a freezer big enough?
No Neko Case, "Maneater" YouTube?
In the San Diego incident, the park's most experienced trainer was dragged to the bottom of a pool during a show by a 7,000-pound killer whale named Kasatka.
The trainer, Kenneth Peters, escaped with puncture wounds and a broken foot after he calmed the orca by stroking it.
Kenneth Peters is ridiculously hardcore and he can calm me with stroking anytime he pleases (and I mean that totes heterosexually).
No Neko Case, "Maneater" YouTube?
She evokes some odd emotions in me. Never talked to her as far as I know, but friends of friends, etc. It's easier to listen to people who I don't know anything about. And makes me less jealous.
Hall and Oates "Maneater" I believe is the correct coolly ironic video in this case.
Thus the bio diverse among us could make a Punne or play on words about manatees and the thread could be extended toward an infinite fish pun horizon.
It is an internet tradition, people!
Go into the water
Live there die there
Live there die
The ocean doesn't want me today.
The ocean doesn't want me today.
Zombies get yucky and mushy in salt water.
Zombies get yucky and mushy in salt water.
Soup's on!
And I just keep falling back into the water.
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