Thursday, February 11, 2010

Yes, Yes, I'm Weak

Bats hold their liquor better than I do.

14 comments:

Mendacious D said...

Aquabats!

Smut Clyde said...

What's that? Bats hold their licker better than you? That's why they get more action at parties.

Jennifer said...

Yeah, but they can't hold their guano.

MagicBee said...

How in the fuck do you find this shit? Always fascinated. Some times can't reply wittily due to House of Substance abuse. Bats. Who thought of this comparison. If you can fly , dis-inhibition could be a creativity enhancement...within reason. If you could fly around Vancouver with a buzz on and not bump into shit, why wouldn't you. Swing down and bite one of the snowboarders; Swill in their THC laced blood and return to the cave....basking in the double trip of booze and pot. Who wouldn't take advantage of this harmonious combination. Selah

MagicBee said...

Wiki Selah. HST used it often. I'm assuming it means...?

Substance McGravitas said...

When you're drunker than a bat it's "hey selah" to whoever's left in the bar.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Of course, this made me download a Bats album from eMusic.

I think I may need help.

mikey said...

I'm rapidly coming to the conclusion that ZRM spends more time downloading music than he does listening to music.

What's the over-under on 'Tracks ZRM has downloaded that he's never listened to'?

Or 'Tracks ZRM has downloaded that he has never listened to TWICE'?

I'm going with 3500...

Substance McGravitas said...

350 the other night for me.

Smut Clyde said...

Of course, this made me download a Bats album from eMusic.

Well done that man. They're a good band, and damnit, it's over a year since they last played in Wellington.

MagicBee said...

Hey,,selah. Res ipsa loqiitor. Nuff said. Bee

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

What's the over-under on 'Tracks ZRM has downloaded that he's never listened to'?

Or 'Tracks ZRM has downloaded that he has never listened to TWICE'?

I'm going with 3500...


awright, who's fronting those bets? Cus I have a feeling.....

Yeah, umm, I will be able to define that after I am able to call a couple of bets in...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

'Tracks ZRM has downloaded that he's never listened to'?

however, I HAVE listened to EVERY TRACK on the classic Sounds Of North American Frogs.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I'm going with 3500...

WAAA-AAA-AAA-aaay low. At least bease on my iTunes counts, which is warped whenever I have to move the collection to a new HD location.