Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Shorter K-Lo

Kathryn Jean Lopez:
Women don't belong on submarines. I am reminded of the time some dingbat wrote about this in the National Review, and she pointed out that women are stupid. Ain't it the truth.


Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

K-Lo thinks that women and seamen don't mix

Jennifer said...

But women are used to being around long, hard things that are filled with seamen.

Substance McGravitas said...

I can always rely on comments for the cheap sex jokes my posts are missing.

Rusty Shackleford said...

They'd have to keep the torpedoes away from the tubes. Or, uh, something.

Jennifer said...

Wow, BBBB and I both went for the seaman joke at 1:00PM. Obviously, it needed to be said.

Smut Clyde said...


M. Bouffant said...

Gals aren't "stupid," they're "intuitive." That's completely different.

mikey said...

"Up 'scope. Bearing to target, mark"

"Bearing three oh one degrees relative"

"You always hog the 'scope"

"WHAT? Get out of my CiC"

"No. You won't open up, you won't say what you're thinking, and now you want to shoot torpedoes? I DON'T THINK SO"

"Fire control, stand by. Number two, you have the con. In my quarters, NOW!"

"Oh, so they're YOU'RE quarters now. Big fucking man. Where was all that passion last night, floppy?"

"Just SSSHHhh now. We're trying to prosecute a war".

"Yeah, you and your war. Got a light? The whole thing sounds like a bunch of macho posturing to me"

"Put that out! Fer crissakes, this is a SUBMARINE."

"No shit?? Dammit, no wonder my tan's fading..."