Monday, February 8, 2010

Pokémon? I Don't Even Know Ér Mon!

J— quotes Foreign Policy:
Despite having served for years as a distinguished Pakistani diplomat, Akbar Zeb reportedly cannot receive accreditation as Pakistan's ambassador to Saudi Arabia. The reason, apparently, has nothing to do with his credentials, and everything to do with his name -- which, in Arabic, translates to "biggest dick."

9 comments:

mikey said...

Seems like him and king Fahd oughta just go to the men's room together and SEE. I mean either it is or it isn't. If it is, well, suck it up and give the man his credentials.

If it AIN'T, then he has to change his name to what would translate as "Not as big a dick as the king". Done and done.

Give the man his credentials...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

"Not as big a dick as the king".

Gotta have 12 inches to be a ruler.

Another Kiwi said...

Normally one has to earn one's Blues nickname e.g.By being blind for a number of years.

Smut Clyde said...

For how long has DKW been guest-posting here?

Substance McGravitas said...

The time has come for an end to DKW's iron grip on penises.

tigris said...

I thought PeeJ is penises, DKW is your mom. Or something. I always get those things confused.

Substance McGravitas said...

DKW talks a good penis, PeeJ provides.

Smut Clyde said...

I always get those things confused.
I advise against a career in urology.

Substance McGravitas said...

That's YOUROLOGY god damn it.