Riddled University says; No pictures of experiments on babies!!!
The extra arms on the baby are nice, but they're growing backwards. You put the DNA in upside down.
Nobody puts Baby in a bubble.
A much more interesting experiment would be to strap the baby to a luge and push him down a snow-covered hill.Or, if not a luge, maybe a skeleton...
Lo, I see the Sacred Heart of mikey. I think I'll try to steal it.
You put the DNA in upside down.Put the taq in too soon and it goes to the 3' end instead of the 5'. It's a bit amateurish really.
Or, if not a luge, maybe a skeleton...I think the skeleton would work better on the outside. And is actually more attractive as well.
And some of us get stuck with Ethics Committees. Hmph.It's a bit amateurish really.But how else are you going to check for backwards-masked messages?
Wouldn't the International Governing Body of Sports Utilizing Skeletal Structures find themselves with egg all over their Maxilla if the baby set the world record?And then THAT very record was smashed by a dead dingo's dick on a rotting octopus.The intrigue, blame and finger pointing would be legendary. And all at once they'd turn to each other and say "Holy Ribcage, when did we become Ice Dancing?"
Alas, I believe the Holy Ribcage has been stolen by someone researching the VO2 max levels achievable by saints.
backwards-masked messagesderuggub si qat eht kniht I.Hide the decline if you can
luge crashleads to dramatic rediscovery of Holy Ribcage!
We know that's an accurate picture from the Vancouver Olympics because there's no snow.
I have an actual handmade Jim Woodring Christmas ornament.What'd be cool is if it made a hideous noise all the time, but no such luck.
Smut Clyde said... luge crashleads to dramatic rediscovery of Holy Ribcage! February 21, 2010 4:49 PMWhat's all this about a luge crash?~
Also: That baby has a halo, and is being followed by an orb.~
Arthur C. Clark wants his baby back.
this place gets more like Riddled every time
This is not a Feral baby or preserved bits of a saint. Similarly there are no animated spiders or naked cricket players or explanations about salted pineapples.ZRM is talking through a hole in his windpipe cause by lurching motions.
I have an actual handmade Jim Woodring Christmas ornament.Yeah, but do you have one by Dan Lacey?
Applying the syrup each year is always a pain, so no.
If two towns have exactly the same population, can it truly be said that they are TWO, and one not simply a mirror image of the other?Indeed, what is it that would set the one apart from the other? Underneath the trappings of everyday existence, behind the grannies and below the spiders, outside of the wild places where the feral babies prepare their foul trebuchets, between Captain America and The Count of Anjou, what, pray tell, IS the fundamental difference?
well, one has Burt.
Also: That baby has a halo, and is being followed by an orb.The feral babies and the orbs have formed an unholy alliance- I never thought it would end like this...
If two towns have exactly the same population, can it truly be said that they are TWO, and one not simply a mirror image of the other?Saying that they two towns allows the barber in one to shave the barber in the other, and vice versa, without dividing by zero.The rating system is a real tangle, however.
Also if a train leaves one town at 10 am traveling FTL whilst the other train left 6 minutes before it arrived, which way would the smoke blow on train C?I would rate for the town with the floral clock.
outside of the wild places where the feral babies prepare their foul trebuchetsLyrics of a little-known Doors track, "Grannies of Salvation".
No wonder the trains are travelling so fast if everyone on board is smoking blow.
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