Friday, February 12, 2010

Adventures in Sex City

THE GAME.

Just a quiz, sadly, but some designer's a fan of Edward Penishands.

14 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Thank you. My reproductive organ has now crawled into my body & is attempting to escape by being vomited out, & I didn't get past the "choose your character" page.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I have a plan, someday, to capture a couple of the giant spiders that routinely invade the house in W.V. in the summer, chill them a bit for photography porpoises (I know what I'm doing, no spiders will be harmed), and finally post the result.

Edmund Spiderhands.
~

MagicBee said...

Again. My god how in the world do you get ahold of this fucked up material? Someone's feeding you. Come clean; pun intended.

Another Kiwi said...

The Sperminator has large penises for arms. This is several layers of yucko

mikey said...

Ok, check it out, yo.

I read the post.

I read the comments.

In what twisted universe would I then click over to visit the site in question? Just what kind of malleable supplicant would I have to be to...

Ahh fuck it.

I gotta know...

Smut Clyde said...

a couple of the giant spiders that routinely invade the house in W.V. in the summer

Word verification is infested with spiders? Why were we not warned earlier?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Poor Sperminator, he just couldn't make it as a masked luchador in the conservative Mexican culture. It's a good thing the Canadians are more liberal.

Smut Clyde said...

Sperminator

Worst Doppelbock evah.

Kathleen said...

I AM NOT CLICKING


[word ver: "bloggr"]

fish said...

Captain Condom to the rescue! I only took it in the face twice...

Substance McGravitas said...

Well, you play Wonder Vag and you're kinda conflicted about whether or not to win.

fish said...

There are sections in the video store where Captain Condom would be similarly conflicted.

tigris said...

Well, you play Wonder Vag and you're kinda conflicted about whether or not to win.

Torn, even.

GeoX said...

I liked the part at the end where, in defeat, Sperminator is cured of his STI and rejoins the Sex Squad! It's a powerful message of hope and redemption!