Friday, February 5, 2010

Could It Be True?

Could Mel Gibson possibly have called a reporter an asshole? I NEED TO KNOW.

18 comments:

Simba B said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdrA3dZzjH4

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Mel Gibson is a GOOD CHRISTIAN and you should stop spreading these scurrilous rumors right now, you filthy heathen.
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mikey said...

Many, MANY people you encounter every day are an asshole. Um. IS an asshole. Assholitic. Whatever.

Anyway, Mel is very likely right. The reporter is more likely than not an asshole. Of course, so's Mel.

When the vast majority of people you deal with in the course of any given day are assholes, it cannot be considered problematic to ASSUME that the person in front of you at any moment in time is an asshole.

In fact, the odds are greatly in your favor.

mikey said...

The sobriquet "asshole" makes for challenging subject/verb agreement.

Or I've just had enough scotch to make that a challenge in and of itself.

Anyway...

Carry on...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

what the hell, I called smut bimler an asshole the other day over at MenD's place.


Maybe I'm Mel Gibson.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Pablo Picasso was never called asshole.

mikey said...

Bimmler knows WAY too much shit to be an asshole.

I'd suggest in the future you go with "imperious".

But then, I'm a fanboi....

Another Kiwi said...

Mel is of the Ozzytrailerian persuasion and that is a pretty formal greeting there.
Refer to the Parliamentary record: Prime Minister: Listen up youse arseholes!!
Speaker of the House: Will the honourable Prime minister rephrase that
PM: Sorry, Listen here, arseholes
SoH: Bloody oath,mate.

M. Bouffant said...

Obviously he did. The question to be asked is what was before asshole? Joo? Negro (Or worse)? Protestant? Reporter?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

mikey, he wanted me to smoke out of a Lileks shaped ceramic bong.

I concede he is a knowledgeable sort, especially when it comes to disturbing art and eyeballs, but that is JUST SICK.

mikey said...

Well, that certainly does call his assholitude into question.

On the other hand, it wasn't the rumored-but-never-seen-in-the-wild Hannity bong, so there IS that...

Smut Clyde said...

ZRM is easily triggered. Even limericks set him off sometimes.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

guilty.

MagicBee said...

Heard it myself. Someone in his business should always assume the mike is live.

And he is qualified to judge, being a giant asshole hisself

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Mel is of the Ozzytrailerian persuasion and that is a pretty formal greeting there.

Mel Gibson was born in Peekskill, NY, which is north of my beloved City of Y______. He just pretends to be from the drouthy antipodes.

J— said...

Mein Führer!

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh, I actually got back to that one.

Another Kiwi said...

Thanks 4B I'm glad it's not the trans-Tasman cousins' fault.