Thursday, August 18, 2011

Note to Smut

Nobody wants their dinner party described as "tentacular".



Posted by Substance McGravitas at 6:33 AM

19 comments:

Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

THAT'S NOT THE CALAMARI I ORDERED!

August 18, 2011 at 7:37 AM
Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

This dinner party goes up to ELEVEN-tacular.

August 18, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Brando said...

Never ask for the fresh catch of the day at the Jules Verne Cafe.

August 18, 2011 at 9:32 AM
Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Savannah College of Art and Design must be an interesting place if their breast and blightest can't spele summa cum laude.

Wait. Maybe it's sumo cum laude*.

*Fat wrestlers** are screamers.
**Apologies for teh looksist fat reference. WV reminds me that even teh heaviest yokozuna is a persen.

August 18, 2011 at 9:51 AM
M. Bouffant said...

Another food note to Huitlacoche Clyde.

August 18, 2011 at 1:43 PM
Smut Clyde said...

"Note to Smut"
IIRC, tigris has the one who keeps revealing her exhaustive knowledge of tentacle porn.

Another food note to Huitlacoche Clyde.

I have a vague idea for a blog post sometime that will describe my domestic experiments with using different kinds of flour in the home baking. Basically the family have been positive about most of these variant bread recipes, except the one using rye flour (98% ergot free!).
I have been advised to "keep my powdered rye".

August 18, 2011 at 2:16 PM
Whale Chowder said...

domestic experiments with using different kinds of flour in the home baking.

I don't care how good a gardener you are, you can't make a home taste good.

August 18, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

Tell that to N_B.

August 18, 2011 at 5:25 PM
Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

yokozuna

*tilts head sideways in a puppy-like manner*

August 18, 2011 at 5:26 PM
mikey said...

Hey!

Who was taking pictures at my last little soiree?

'Cause the first rule about Octopus Dinner is...

Well, you know...

August 18, 2011 at 6:28 PM
Substance McGravitas said...

Sumo will just bring out the trolls.

August 18, 2011 at 8:51 PM
Substance McGravitas said...

if their breast and blightest can't spele summa cum laude.

I take that to be the gallery's error.

You must watch this.

August 18, 2011 at 9:02 PM
M. Bouffant said...

You must watch this.

I give mom/dad five yrs. before they are dead at the hands of their spawn.

August 19, 2011 at 1:45 AM
Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

OMFG What did I just watch?!?

U R an horrible monster, and that is why you cannot begin to comprehend the immense greatness that is sumo.

August 19, 2011 at 6:25 AM
fish said...

I don't care how good a gardener you are, you can't make a home taste good.

Tell that to Cavallaro.

August 19, 2011 at 6:58 AM
Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I don't care how good a gardener you are, you can't make a home taste good.

What if it's a gingerbread house? Huh?

August 19, 2011 at 12:15 PM
Substance McGravitas said...

Fish posts a link and right there on the page is fish propaganda. He may be marked as spam soon.

August 19, 2011 at 3:33 PM
tigris said...

Fish spam sounds surprisingly tasty.

August 19, 2011 at 5:04 PM
mikey said...

Wrap smoked salmon in uncured bacon.

Sear in a HOT pan.

Ok, it's better with sea scallops, but the idea is that the addition of pork products makes anything spam-like...

August 19, 2011 at 5:43 PM

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