Thursday, August 18, 2011

Note to Smut

Nobody wants their dinner party described as "tentacular".



20 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

THAT'S NOT THE CALAMARI I ORDERED!

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

This dinner party goes up to ELEVEN-tacular.

Brando said...

Never ask for the fresh catch of the day at the Jules Verne Cafe.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Savannah College of Art and Design must be an interesting place if their breast and blightest can't spele summa cum laude.

Wait. Maybe it's sumo cum laude*.

*Fat wrestlers** are screamers.
**Apologies for teh looksist fat reference. WV reminds me that even teh heaviest yokozuna is a persen.

M. Bouffant said...

Another food note to Huitlacoche Clyde.

Smut Clyde said...

"Note to Smut"
IIRC, tigris has the one who keeps revealing her exhaustive knowledge of tentacle porn.

Another food note to Huitlacoche Clyde.

I have a vague idea for a blog post sometime that will describe my domestic experiments with using different kinds of flour in the home baking. Basically the family have been positive about most of these variant bread recipes, except the one using rye flour (98% ergot free!).
I have been advised to "keep my powdered rye".

Whale Chowder said...

domestic experiments with using different kinds of flour in the home baking.

I don't care how good a gardener you are, you can't make a home taste good.

vacuumslayer said...

Tell that to N_B.

vacuumslayer said...

yokozuna

*tilts head sideways in a puppy-like manner*

mikey said...

Hey!

Who was taking pictures at my last little soiree?

'Cause the first rule about Octopus Dinner is...

Well, you know...

Substance McGravitas said...

Sumo will just bring out the trolls.

Substance McGravitas said...

if their breast and blightest can't spele summa cum laude.

I take that to be the gallery's error.

You must watch this.

M. Bouffant said...

You must watch this.

I give mom/dad five yrs. before they are dead at the hands of their spawn.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

OMFG What did I just watch?!?

U R an horrible monster, and that is why you cannot begin to comprehend the immense greatness that is sumo.

fish said...

I don't care how good a gardener you are, you can't make a home taste good.

Tell that to Cavallaro.

vacuumslayer said...

That Righteous Bubba guy seems like a teeny bit of an asshole. Pretty funny though. :D

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I don't care how good a gardener you are, you can't make a home taste good.

What if it's a gingerbread house? Huh?

Substance McGravitas said...

Fish posts a link and right there on the page is fish propaganda. He may be marked as spam soon.

tigris said...

Fish spam sounds surprisingly tasty.

mikey said...

Wrap smoked salmon in uncured bacon.

Sear in a HOT pan.

Ok, it's better with sea scallops, but the idea is that the addition of pork products makes anything spam-like...