Sunday, August 21, 2011

I Liked It



Disappointingly there was no mention of the JanusNode.

But the movie with the apes was good. What was that called?
Posted by Substance McGravitas at 6:38 AM

9 comments:

mikey said...

I'm still unclear on why the apes, even if they were really smart, would win. I mean, I've seen the trailer and I think the helicopter pilots would learn fairly quickly to stay out of leaping distance.

Besides, if the monkeys won, who went on to blow up the Statue of Liberty? Huh? Who was it that Charleton Heston was railing at there at the end? I got the impression the humans blew it up, opening up a space for the monkeys to take over. But if we're gonna go all revisionist history n shit, then I need to understand why the monkeys would blow it up.

Um, and I need to understand this without actually having to, you know, WATCH the movie.

W/V is onboard with my request, and would like to see you aallyze

August 21, 2011 at 11:05 AM
Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

I tried to write a movie review this succinct and failed miserably.

In my defense, it was about attractive vampires.

But the movie with the apes was good. What was that called?

I wanted to write a really dirty, funny porn title here and I couldn't think of any. I'm so crestfallen.

w/v says I must be "gorkedin." I hate it when I get all gorkedin.

August 21, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Dr.KennethNoisewater said...

ok, the new w/v is making me giggle.

I must be a foolo.

August 21, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Substance McGravitas said...

I'm still unclear on why the apes, even if they were really smart, would win.

There is a plot spoiler here if you want it.

But even apart from guys with helicopters, I gather, mikey, that there are enough ambitious or crazy guys with weaponry near Muir Woods who would take an ape invasion as a challenge.

The movie was an Earth First fantasy come true. Lots of justified cop-killing for that little Bouffant in us all.

August 21, 2011 at 4:56 PM
Smut Clyde said...

Have BigHollywood condemned it yet for BadThink?

August 21, 2011 at 5:36 PM
Substance McGravitas said...

It's probably Officially Conservative because there's a chimp class, an orang class, and a gorilla class, as it should be.

August 21, 2011 at 6:19 PM
mikey said...

there are enough ambitious or crazy guys with weaponry near Muir Woods who would take an ape invasion as a challenge.

Actually, they're out around Forrest Knolls - Mill Valley's full of OHs (Original Hippies) - but in general, your premise isn't wrong.

August 21, 2011 at 7:18 PM
Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

But the movie with the apes was good. What was that called?

You saw Undefeated in the theater?

August 21, 2011 at 10:21 PM
M. Bouffant said...

Infinite # of monkeys + infinite # of keyboards = The Ass Press.

August 22, 2011 at 2:19 PM

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