Tuesday, August 16, 2011

The Savages

It's a never-ending succession of dicks at Big Hollywood:
The Irish gentlemen, Jonathan Swift, once penned a scathing pamphlet in reaction to political and economical conditions in Ireland due to English policies. His satirical essay, “A Modest Proposal” reached outlandish proportions when he recommended that society make use of beggar and bastard children by eating them. It was a political and economical “solution.” Mothers would have incentive to care for their children and take a pass on abortions because of economic gain their children’s flesh would bring. Crime would go down because unwanted children would no longer roam the streets. Instead, they would be put to use by feeding the rich. Lastly, society as a whole would benefit from the emerging market.

The absurdity of his proposal was the point: “For Preventing the Children of Poor People in Ireland from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Public as a part of the Martel-Harper Challenge.”

In Swift’s time, the average person in Ireland was poor and destitute, children were unwanted and a lot of pregnancies ended in barbaric abortions. Petty crime and thievery and moral decay was rampant due to the existing circumstances that forced children and adolescents to fend for themselves. The wealthy nobility languished over the sorry state of affairs, but only offered criticism and scorn for the savages instead of reform to help aid their condition.
Further on in the column we learn that Glenn Reynolds is just like Swift for proposing that industries that fund Democrats take tax increases.

6 comments:

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Speaking of a never-ending succession of dicks, Jason Bradley's judgement about the type of photos you want to upload to teh intarspoor is questionable at best. Hmmm, I think I still have a copy of Photoshop somewheres.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Big Bollywood is more entertaining.
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The wealthy nobility languished over the sorry state of affairs, but only offered criticism and scorn for the savages instead of reform to help aid their condition.

Uh, the wealthy nobility caused the sorry state of affairs. Even in the time of the Famine, fuckers were exporting foodstuffs for profit.

Fuck, I hope any of his regular readers of Irish descent rip him a new one over this. Hell, even a fucker like James O'Keefe would probably hit him with a brick for writing this.

Brando said...

Nice to see that they can misinterpret more than just the Bible.

Mendacious D said...

The Irish gentlemen, Jonathan Swift...

The absent copyeditor, Mendacious D...

tigris said...

The wealthy nobility ... only offered criticism and scorn for the savages instead of reform to help aid their condition

Reform meaning a tax cut on the wealthy and a limit on aid so people would've lifted themselves up instead of relying on the government, right?