Thursday, August 25, 2011

Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

Prophecy:



Fulfillment:

10 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

I was hoping for a post about guillotines.

Dillon said...

$12.99? Holy Crap!

M. Bouffant said...

$12.99 (Canuck) for less than a quarter-kilo of something that appears not to have any ingredients?

"Sunshine Coast?"

C'mon, you made it all up.

Substance McGravitas said...

$12.99 (Canuck)

Yup, REAL money.

J— said...

They're on Facebook, Twitter, Flickr, and YouTube, so they have to be real. And if you go to their YouTube channel, you can see people talking about it in a British Columbia patios. One of them is Neil Young incognito!

ckc (not kc) said...

...the patios are to enjoy the sunshine

mikey said...

Oh, fer gawd's sakes.

Have we NO respect for modern technology?

Here's what you do.

You get a bigass box of Trix or Apple Jacks. Damn right you do. You chill your vanilla soy milk to 34° and pour it over your yummy Trix or Apple Jacks or even Cap'n Crunch.

When your bowl is empty you mix up a big glass of metamucil. And start your countdown clock, cause whether you track it or not, the explosion is coming...

Substance McGravitas said...

Mikey, I believe Bouffant has pointed you to a superior-to-Cap'n-Crunch product before, a product the poor iglood natives here are not allowed to consume.

J— said...

Re: $12.99

Hapi Food cereals are filled with yummy…hulled hemp hearts.

Aha!

tigris said...

Commander Crunch has double the iron! That'll help with the magnetic toilets seats.