The House of Substance: Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades

Prophecy:

Fulfillment:

10 comments:

Smut Clyde said...: I was hoping for a post about guillotines.; August 25, 2011 at 6:16 PM
Dillon said...: $12.99? Holy Crap!; August 25, 2011 at 6:19 PM
M. Bouffant said...: $12.99 (Canuck) for less than a quarter-kilo of something that appears not to have any ingredients?

"Sunshine Coast?"

C'mon, you made it all up.; August 25, 2011 at 6:53 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: $12.99 (Canuck)

Yup, REAL money.; August 25, 2011 at 7:11 PM
J— said...: They're on Facebook, Twitter, Flickr, and YouTube, so they have to be real. And if you go to their YouTube channel, you can see people talking about it in a British Columbia patios. One of them is Neil Young incognito!; August 25, 2011 at 7:12 PM
ckc (not kc) said...: ...the patios are to enjoy the sunshine; August 25, 2011 at 7:18 PM
mikey said...: Oh, fer gawd's sakes.

Have we NO respect for modern technology?

Here's what you do.

You get a bigass box of Trix or Apple Jacks. Damn right you do. You chill your vanilla soy milk to 34° and pour it over your yummy Trix or Apple Jacks or even Cap'n Crunch.

When your bowl is empty you mix up a big glass of metamucil. And start your countdown clock, cause whether you track it or not, the explosion is coming...; August 25, 2011 at 7:44 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: Mikey, I believe Bouffant has pointed you to a superior-to-Cap'n-Crunch product before, a product the poor iglood natives here are not allowed to consume.; August 25, 2011 at 8:13 PM
J— said...: Re: $12.99

Hapi Food cereals are filled with yummy…hulled hemp hearts.

Aha!; August 26, 2011 at 6:35 AM
tigris said...: Commander Crunch has double the iron! That'll help with the magnetic toilets seats.; August 26, 2011 at 6:37 AM

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