Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Defective Products

Hooray! A Happy Meal™!







This is possibly the unhappiest meal since the Death Wish 3 promotion.

And no wonder he's panicky since he is a COMMUNIST and people are ON TO HIM.

17 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Panicky has to pee-pee.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

...still not as defective as putting clamato juice in beer.

mikey said...

Lessee here, some kinda protective helmet, armbands, kneepads, tights and no shirt, wait, this dood's supposed to be some kind of an athlete or something?

I'm guessing he's a relief pitcher...

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

Wait. Are you suggesting he's Panicky because he's a toy Made in China and may be full of lead and melamine?

Maybe he's just Panicky because they made a live-action Smurfs movie for IPU's sake OMGareyoufuckingkiddingme?!?! I may never forgive NPH.

vacuumslayer said...

What's with the DeathWishing today?


w/v is "tagny" Somebody else make a joke.

mikey said...

Tagny is a game that Ayn Rand played outside on the lawn on summer evenings growing up...

Another Kiwi said...

Daughter Kiwi and I enjoyed visiting the local toy shop because the smurf display was right beside the alligator model display and the scale of the toys was very similar. One could arrange the Smurfs humourously getting eaten.
I don't believe the Alicublog article, really, it can't be true. People who thought like that would dress up in funny...clothes...and...purposefully ...destroy... oh shit.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Lessee here, some kinda protective helmet, armbands, kneepads, tights and no shirt, wait, this dood's supposed to be some kind of an athlete or something?

Considering there's only one Smurfette, I think "or something" applies here, hence the kneepads.

I'm guessing he's a relief pitcher...

I guessing a relief catcher...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

What's with the DeathWishing today?


EVERY DAY IS DEATH WISH DAY!!!

ot. Chuck Bronson in the first death wish movie is my FAVORITE movin pitcher architect:

"Here's your building in wood (slam) here's your building in brick (slam) here's your building in stone (slam). I recommend the brick, it's your best value." (Exits to go kill some punks)

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Smurfs are dangerous.
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Smut Clyde said...

I recommend the brick, it's your best value.

A line from Charles Bronson and the 3 Little Pigs, I assume (best wolf-killing vigilante movie evah).

Substance McGravitas said...

Bronson liked pork AND chicken.

vacuumslayer said...

I have never seen a Bronson film. Why, if someone told me he were a faggy fish-eater, I'd be inclined to believe him.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"best wolf-killing vigilante movie evah"

Better than Little Red Riding Hood? I THINK NOT.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

How do you tell if a fish is a fag?

vacuumslayer said...

If he offers to suck your dick, or he tells you his name is Marcus Bachmann.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I have never seen a Bronson film.

Bronson's in one of the best films EVAR!!!!

Why, if someone told me he were a faggy fish-eater, I'd be inclined to believe him.

Dunno about his sexuality, but d00d was badass even just playing the harmonica.