Friday, August 19, 2011

Entertainment

Bullshit?
"I have three women as sources who had sex with Rick Perry or have escort friends who have," he says. "The first one is a stripper who tried to give him a blow job one time 'but he was too coked up' (her words) to complete it. None of these are willing to come forward, hence the ad is an appeal for strippers, hookers, young hotties and gay men to QUIT covering for Rick Perry. I got a call from an incensed homosexual on Monday who told me his ex's ex had sex with (a gay fling) Rick Perry many years ago. I sent him to a reporter who is working the gay angle. The gay rumors on Perry have been rampant for years. I never believed the because I knew about the women. I believe them now. Rick Perry has been a RAMPANT bisexual adulterer. It is just a matter of getting folks to go on the record."
It is irresponsible not to speculate. Has anyone checked the diving shops for wetsuit purchases?

9 comments:

vacuumslayer said...

Is it wrong that I want this to be true SO BAD? I mean, he's like a cartoon. He's gotta be compensating for something.

mikey said...

Hell, this actually makes me LIKE him. He's like the Freddie Mercury of politicians. Get some, Ricky!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Seeing the way he handles a corndog tells me that it is irresponsible not to speculate.

vacuumslayer said...

Handling the corn dog.

tigris said...

Photo two posts ago? Actually a Rick Perry campaign poster.

Smut Clyde said...

Perry was unable to respond to these allegations because he had a mouthful.

Whale Chowder said...

This smacks SO MUCH of the Whitey tapes. Y'know? I mean, I'd love to see him exposed* but rilly? He's been around and prominent long enough that something would have come to light by now.

*not really

Substance McGravitas said...

My assumption is that it's bullshit but I am always prepared to be mightily amused at how weird people are.

NO SNIFFING AROUND THE SUBSTANCE UNDERGARMENTS.

Susan of Texas said...

A while ago there was an enormous dust-up in which it was rumored that Perry was caught red-handed, so to speak, with a male. His wife, they said, threatened to leave him and not too long after that the governor's mansion burned and Perry and his wife took a very expensive rental.

There is no proof of anything but it isn't just vague rumors, it's concrete rumors.