Tuesday, September 14, 2010

BREAKING NEWZzzzzzzzz

Golf made even more boring.

11 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

So, they instituted a "fair catch" rule, resulting in fewer tackles? Help me out here.

J— said...

I can't say I read The Whole Thing, but I did watch the "Anthony Kim hits spectator in butt." It was disappointing.

J— said...

The video, I watched the video.

Hamish Mack said...

We're in a golden age for golf research
Best news of the day.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Golf is NOT boring.

You bring your camera and take nature pics while everyone else is puttering around.
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mikey said...

I suppose I can sort of conceptually understand why people PLAY golf. I cannot, however, even begin to grasp why people WATCH golf. Some sports are designed from the ground up as spectator sports, a source of entertainment for an audience. Others are more strictly participatory, where there is no satisfaction provided other than by playing the game.

I have found many people become obsessive to the point of mental illness over the game of golf, so I can see why some would decide to analyze it at a highly granular level. But teh Subster is right - that doesn't make it any more interesting...

Smut Clyde said...

Needs moar landmines.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

of course, the people who came up with 'golf research' as a field, let alone a career, are geniuses.

America!! Greatest country in the world!!!

M. Bouffant said...

Golf is zen for businessmen. Or so they try to convince themselves.

fish said...

I find hitting it through the windmill or the pirate boat to be exciting.

Substance McGravitas said...

I did not mean to tar the fine sport of mini-golf by associating it with golf. The two sports are completely different.