Friday, September 10, 2010

A Tale of Two Big Hollywoods

Chris Burgard writes about the genesis of his new project:
“I’m starting a new company.” He said.

“Oh. Okay, but I highly doubt that you are going to get a network to pick up a series about grassroots conservatives wanting to make a difference.” I said.

“We’re going to start a new network too.”

“Really?” Now he had my complete attention.

I could feel the schpiel approaching: “Yep. It’s going to be a three-platform media company: web, mobile, cable and satellite VOD. We are going to build programming around the core values and beliefs upon which America was founded. Then our viewers can jump on our social networking sites and participate in the kind of national conversations that are currently being dominated by only one side. We will make programming for all Americans. We are calling it “RightNetwork.”
Just down the page:
Leftists Artists Create Propaganda Not Art
by Joseph Lindsey

9 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Hypocrisy, it's what's for dinner.

P.S. Here is your liberal MSM at work.
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Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

It reads like bad slash fiction.

“Really?” Now he had my complete attention.

Another Kiwi said...

"Extracting a weasel from his trousers he had my complete attention"

M. Bouffant said...

bad slash fiction

You mis-spelled redundant.

Willy said...

It will be a "three platform media company" then he lists four platforms. Surely not an educational network.

He also left out 'acistF' from the network name, which would have made it much more accurate.

Smut Clyde said...

Never before have I seen 'spiel' spelt with an sch.

tigris said...

We are going to build programming around the core values and beliefs upon which America was founded.

"Cross Sin Over with Jonathon Edwards," "Witch Burn Notice," "Saying Grace," "CSI Jamestown..."

Another Kiwi said...

"When Misappropriation of Church Funds goes bad"

mikey said...

Our three platforms, web, mobile, cable and satellite...

Our FOUR platforms, web, mobile, cable, satellite and a monthly print edition...

Er, our FIVE platforms...Can I start over?

NO ONE expects the Right Network!