Friday, September 10, 2010

The Great Hunger

16 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Wait just a minute there...
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Jennifer said...

I think Kathleen posted a photo of this the other day.

fish said...

Can't he just drink a protein shake instead?

Shut up smut.

Substance McGravitas said...

No way! There's NO SUBSTITUTE for PENIS! [Cries at the buzzing from the next room.]

Jennifer said...

Can't he just drink a protein shake instead?

Perhaps females around the world could suggest that they just have a protein shake the next time something else is suggested...

fish said...

Perhaps females could just suggest Galactus as an option.

Jennifer said...

Whatever floats your boat...

mikey said...

Yikes. Y'know, I've never thought of it as "living". The thought leads logically to it being sentient, running off on it's own, holding up gas stations, beating up smaller penii and looking for hookers. In short (sorry), acting like a dick.

Of course, if you consider the concept of a living penis more organically, if you take into account all that we have learned from the good Herr Doktor and his woodcuts of knowledge, then Galactus would know that to find a living penis in the wild, one must go to their natural habitat, a birds nest with cackling witches nearby.

W/V is fornack. Just waiting for the hate, I suppose...

Another Kiwi said...

Yes, one assumes that, at the Penismarket, there is an aisle for dried goods and an aisle for live goods.

Substance McGravitas said...

They're always next to those clams.

Smut Clyde said...

From the live-goods aisle.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

SMcG, have you been visiting "Accidental Dong" lately?

WV- testspo... eerily like "tetsubo".

Substance McGravitas said...

I already own one a those.

Smut Clyde said...

In Socialist New Zealand, "Accidental Dong" visits me!

daveX99 said...

Wait a minute... have you been editing these sacred comics panels?! It stabs the heart! AND it eats the penis!

Smut Clyde said...

Or it gets the hose again?