Wait just a minute there...~
I think Kathleen posted a photo of this the other day.
Can't he just drink a protein shake instead?Shut up smut.
No way! There's NO SUBSTITUTE for PENIS! [Cries at the buzzing from the next room.]
Can't he just drink a protein shake instead?Perhaps females around the world could suggest that they just have a protein shake the next time something else is suggested...
Perhaps females could just suggest Galactus as an option.
Whatever floats your boat...
Yikes. Y'know, I've never thought of it as "living". The thought leads logically to it being sentient, running off on it's own, holding up gas stations, beating up smaller penii and looking for hookers. In short (sorry), acting like a dick.Of course, if you consider the concept of a living penis more organically, if you take into account all that we have learned from the good Herr Doktor and his woodcuts of knowledge, then Galactus would know that to find a living penis in the wild, one must go to their natural habitat, a birds nest with cackling witches nearby.W/V is fornack. Just waiting for the hate, I suppose...
Yes, one assumes that, at the Penismarket, there is an aisle for dried goods and an aisle for live goods.
They're always next to those clams.
From the live-goods aisle.
SMcG, have you been visiting "Accidental Dong" lately?WV- testspo... eerily like "tetsubo".
I already own one a those.
In Socialist New Zealand, "Accidental Dong" visits me!
Wait a minute... have you been editing these sacred comics panels?! It stabs the heart! AND it eats the penis!
Or it gets the hose again?
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