Of 50 things that their sample of white males like, here is what has made or currently makes me white.
|White Male Interests||Past Enjoyment||Measurable Current Shit-Giving|
|the big lebowski||1||1|
|the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy||1||1|
|queens of the stone age||1|
|a few beers||1|
x2 and I have been 48% white over the course of my life and now am a weak and tepid 20% white. Please do away with me by driving a jeep over my head.
White males outside North America suffer less humiliation, but they don't matter anyway. Counting beer twice makes sense.