Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Is Captain America Gay?

Whilst cackling with my workmates over this, I found a long thread devoted to a very important question. Sample excerpted below:



It's entertaining how angry some people get over it.

15 comments:

Brando said...

Isn't that from #117, "Crotch of Fury"?

The answer is yes, Captain America is gay, but he just doesn't know it.

Jennifer said...

It's entertaining how angry some people get over it.

That's almost the best part!

And I curse Brando for stealing my comment!

Substance McGravitas said...

Fuck! Forgot the link, which is added now.

One person kept posting a picture, over and over again, of Captain America kissing A GURL.

Smut Clyde said...

Why does Mr Carotene have bubbles sprouting out of his boots? Are they zorbs?

mikey said...

I'm pretty impressed by the yellowish fellow who's orally pleasuring the Cap'n. Check out his shoes.

Yep, he goes around all day in shoes with round bottoms. It must be like balancing on a couple of softballs (now, just HUSH) every step he takes. Of course, I'm sure it makes him walk with a kind of mincing gait (think it's funny, tough guy? You wanna try wearing those shoes?), which may well have been what indicated to the Cap'n that he'd be willing to, you know, blow him...

Smut Clyde said...

HA HA mikey is 2 minutes late.

J— said...

The shoes are awesome, I must say.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

This is Captain America's finest moment.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

He is shoving health care reform down the throats of unwilling teabaggers.

For shame! as it is written in the Constitution.
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nedbeaumontjr said...

Rob Liefeld was kind enough to answer the question for us: Captain America is a humanoid dinosaur. Possibly a gay humanoid dinosaur.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

This is Captain America's finest moment.

September 29, 2010 4:58 PM
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Christine O'Donnell takes time out from lying about her Effbook profile to condemn your flagrant self-flagellation.

HEATHEN!
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Substance McGravitas said...

Captain America is a humanoid dinosaur. Possibly a gay humanoid dinosaur.

I figure that was a couple of AIM agents in a Captain America suit.

Smut Clyde said...

a humanoid dinosaur

What we are looking at here is a humanoid sea-horse, or some other species within the broader pipe-fish family, so that extraordinary extension at the front is a pouch in which the male rears the eggs and newly-hatched young.

tigris said...

"You. Come with me"

Gay AND generous.

Brando said...

LOL at "I command you to WANK".