Friday, September 10, 2010

"Crazy Dumbass" Necklace Absent From Article

You are what you're tattooed to be:
SEATTLE—A woman who was robbed of $310 while sitting at a Seattle traffic light gave police a detailed description of the man who stuck a gun in her open window.

He had "GET MONEY" shaved into the hair on one side of his head. He also had "GET" tattooed on his right hand and "MONEY" on his left hand.

13 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

DJ Get Money falls on hard times.

Substance McGravitas said...

The thing I don't understand is what he was after.

J— said...

It's like the movie Memento come to life! He's got "GO PEE" shaved into the hair further down.

NutellaonToast said...

Jesus christ lady, could you be an LESS specific? Thjat could be fucking ANYBODY.

Another Kiwi said...

No swastika anywhere? This guy is a newby obviously

mikey said...

Well, c'mon, at least for him it WORKED! For all my "GET LAID" tats, I don't find a lot of women who want to spend time with me...

Smut Clyde said...

Examination of my knuckles reveals the words DRINK and BEER.

Substance McGravitas said...

Must go see the tattoo-removal person about WEEP QUIETLY. And the surgeon about the extra fingers.

Smut Clyde said...

S McG is Hannibal Lecter? That explains a great deal.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I have "Keep out of fist" tattooed on one thumb, and "Keep out of ass" tattooed on the other.

mikey said...

Um, excuse me, Mr. Bastard?

I think I see a flaw in your master plan...

Smut Clyde said...

In retrospect, the "Naming Rights Available" tattoo was not such a good idea either.

Smut Clyde said...

The daughter has still not forgiven me.