Sunday, June 27, 2010

God Did Not Want the Pope to Know

9 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

It's so unfair.

Imagine if 9-11 Rudyu 9-11 was called to account for what he actually did.

No Fair, see-what-i'm-sayin'?

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Smut Clyde said...

"Pope lashes out at Belgium"

Traditionally this involves the 7th Panzer Division under General Rommel.

lawnguylander said...

One hopes that the doubters will now believe that bishops are real and that they are engaged in a conspiracy. I have not clicked through to any of the links on this story but the headlines about surprise raids make me hope this was the Church's Apalachin Meeting with bishops running through the woods to escape the cops and tearing and muddying up their fancy clothes. I hope that all manner of urban legend will spring from this and be argued over on the internet for generations. Like a bishop not found on the police reports but who was really there and hid in a dumpster for 18 hours until the coast was clear then hitchhiked and hopped trains all the way back to Rome. Canonization. Process. Gold.

Rusty Shackleblart said...

The bishops were brought outside and flogged.

Substance McGravitas said...

Some of them may have been interrupted in the act of flogging for further flogging.

Smut Clyde said...

Lashing out is really a sign of love.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

The bishops were brought outside and flogged.

Bishops are typically flogged in private.

If the Belgian authorities had given the bishops advance warning, they could have transubstantiated the evidence into the ashes of Christ.

mikey said...

I never had any trouble with the bishops or the rooks. But those goddam horsies just hippity hop all over the damn board.

Confuses me.

Rusty Shackleford said...

Bishops are typically flogged in private.

Yes, but you still have to take them outside.