Thursday, June 24, 2010

Not Smart Enough For Her Own Good

A hot girl at college
Discovered that knowledge
Was something for which she would pay;
If she'd been a bit smarter
Or studied up harder
She might have been childless and gay.



ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Or flunked outta H.S.

NutellaonToast said...

holy hell, what moron thinks Berkeley is a college town? That's like saying fucking LA is because of UCLA.

mikey said...


So. Berkeley = Los Angeles?

For what values of Berkeley?

NutellaonToast said...

if you centered an area the size of LA around UC Berkeley you'd encompass over a million people's homes.

Smut Clyde said...

For what values of Berkeley?

Values that do not include "kicking a stone".

Rusty Shackleford said...

I've been to Berkeley, and I've been to Starkville, and I guess I really couldn't tell you any differences between the two.

Rural agricultural towns, on the other hand, are all unique and beautiful snowflakes.

tigris said...

Rural agricultural towns, on the other hand, are all unique and beautiful snowflakes.

Unique and beautiful snowflakes that smell like poop.

NutellaonToast said...

Oh lord, and don't get me started on those pretentious pricks up in Iowa City.

Substance McGravitas said...


Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

My favorite line:

Not pretty enough to be a real target, her youth and her innocence were attractive enough to get her seduced and abandoned.

A real target for what?

Moisture-seeking missiles?

M. Bouffant said...

We'll have you know that Los Angeleeze is a TWO-UNIVERSITY town.

NutellaonToast said...

Pfft, whatever, Pittsburgh's got like four. Five before those pansies Carnegie and Mellon patched shit up. Oh, wait, no six.

Wait, no, seven. Fuck, what the fuck is wrong with Pittsburgh? I bet they're hiding another one under the old arena that they're going to dig up. God damn, Pittsburgh is so devious.

Substance McGravitas said...

Pittsburgh has the very scary CATHEDRAL OF LEARNING. Batmen optional.