Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Prophetic Woodcuts - Mayan Edition

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12 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

How long did it take you to train all those spermatozoa?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Granny is hopping her way back through time. Eventually she will be eaten by a dinosaur.
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fish said...

I thought the Mayans used skullcuts instead of wood.

Substance McGravitas said...

How long did it take you to train all those spermatozoa?

Still working on it. Right now in fact.

fish said...

Do you need any more? I am happy to contribute. God showed me how.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Mayan? It needs more penis perforation

Substance McGravitas said...

Granny's penis is nothing to be proud of.

Smut Clyde said...

Here, two men have pierced their penises to shed blood.

Two other men are staring in admiration. "Cool! A jade-studded Prince Albert!"

mikey said...

Oh! Like when a nineteen year old kid comes sliding down the muddy track blown to shit from his thighs to his belly, and somewhere back up that muddy trail is his johnson and he's sobbing and you know he's gonna die so there's no reason for him to know, so you have to keep his hands away and convince him that he's all intact and shit, and the fuckers start dropping mortars on you and you have to make a decision about your own well being, so you squirm back into a little depression and with no one to control that kid, his hands discover the worse news, and his sobbing cry is the most horrific sound you ever hear and you listen to him die in sick horror with ChiCom 81s dropping in the mud around you, with not one goddam thing to be done.

Hey! Are we having any fun yet?

Marita said...

Mikey made the thread sad.

Substance McGravitas said...

That granny was RIGHT.

Smut Clyde said...

Thread needs more photographs of cats with poorly-spelled and grammar-challenged comments.