Thursday, June 3, 2010

Bitches! (Stupid Pundit Edition)

Aaron Goldstein thinks Tina Fey is not funny:
By this point, some of you might accuse me of not finding women funny. While I generally find women less funny than men the argument doesn't apply here.
Oh wait, that's from the end of the article! I should return to the start and deal with each of his very serious arguments one by one.

But look! Creamy Marshmallow-Peanut Butter Fudge!

16 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Sir you have me at a disadvantage as I do not know what JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallows are. IS this some sort of Ord Food??
Also, Boo Hoo Aaron Goldstein,

Substance McGravitas said...

Some people feel bad about the baby jets. NOT ME.

An important lesson in North American cuisine.

M. Bouffant said...

I am a native Norte Americano, & still don't get this "evaporated" milk.

Not to speak for our northern neighbours, but we Yanks like our food fast & explosive.

JET-PUFFED Mini Marshmallows may have been the up-to-date, Space Age version of foods that acquired their puffiness from mere guns.

K-R-A-F-T!

M. Bouffant said...

Can anyone honestly tell me that Tina Fey is more deserving of the Mark Twain Prize than Robin Williams?

Uh, yup. Tina Fey: Writes stuff.

Robin Williams: Doesn't write stuff. And: His act. In pain just thinking of it. Just 'cause the guy can remember & recreate his cocaine jags doesn't make him another M. Bouffant!

Substance McGravitas said...

Okay, "SHOT FROM GUNS" is now my all-purpose endorsement.

Smut Clyde said...

Can I interest you in some pre-cannoned potatoes?

fish said...

I don't think I have been more horrified than when I heard: "a display of chopped vegetables and Parkay margerine".

Substance McGravitas said...

I like that in the commercial you leave the cheese slices on the plate in their plastic wrappings. I assume it's to match the plastic on the furniture.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

those are plastic WRAPPINGS?

That explains some things.

fish said...

those are plastic WRAPPINGS?

That explains some things.


I have not found a significant improvement in taste after peeling the cheese.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

O shit, I got out of the boat.

Others still might argue that there's more to Fey than Sarah Palin. They might point to her being the first female head writer at Saturday Night Live. They might also point to her success as the star and executive producer of the NBC show 30 Rock, which is loosely based on her experiences at SNL.

Yeah, one MIGHT point to all those things.

mikey said...

Dammit. I'm gonna need more specific instructions. I have a big bag of brown rice, so I took a handful and my Mossberg Mariner out back.

First question. I've got 4 shot, buckshot and rifled slugs. Which is best for rice? Seems like maybe the slugs. Ok, stand by.

I poured the handful of rice (six or seven grams. Too much? Not enough?) into the muzzle, took out the choke tube, spread an old bedsheet out on the hillside and let fly.

I can't find any rice. I must be doing something wrong...

Mendacious D said...

Not to speak for our northern neighbours, but we Yanks like our food fast & explosive.

In Canuckistan we like ours marinated in maple syrup, dipped in gravy, and wrapped in back bacon. Then served on Poutine.

We are highly cultured.

Gyrofrog said...

Robin Williams: Doesn't write stuff. And: His act. In pain just thinking of it.

Aw c'mon, what about that one movie where he plays a non-conformist who has a run-in with a crusty authority figure?

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Just 'cos he doesn't get it, doesn't mean the she's not funnay... sexxeh to boot!

WV (I kid you not)-outwit

A REAL WORD!!!!

M. Bouffant said...

wrapped in back bacon

This is why Yank-style strip bacon rules: It wraps around anything, easily!!

(Note: Must get hold of some of this poutine stuff.)

And especially impressed that mikey got all that done before 0900.