Friday, June 4, 2010

Pissing Contests

Over at a competing blog:



To whomever thinks he is the king, the prince or whatever of blogging, McGravitas is in effect and will take all titles one at a time or all at once.

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16 comments:

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

And the wind cries "Hammer".

Apologies to Jimi.

J— said...

Hammer, you ain't pissing in New York! So what you gonna do about that, Hammer?

Mendacious D said...

In full effect, I think you'll find.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

more parachute pants?

Substance McGravitas said...

In full effect, I think you'll find.

Oooh, I'm pretty sure I did all the finding necessary for this.

M. Bouffant said...

Thought this was an exhibition, not a competition.

Smut Clyde said...

Go on. Animate Serrano's "Piss Christ" set to a crap rap sound-track. You know you want to.

Substance McGravitas said...

Curse you!

Smut Clyde said...

It's not like I'm inciting you to animate 'Red Pebbles' or anything.

mikey said...

I'm visualizing 'Granny Jesus' on the cross, with pee and Fukbum.

I'll leave the orbs and skulls to the experts...

Mendacious D said...

I just imagined Granny Jesus jumping up and down on the cross like it was a pogo stick.

I should probably get some sleep.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I just imagined Granny Jesus jumping up and down on the cross like it was a pogo stick.

that's a really sick fetish, dude. Even for the intertuba.

Smut Clyde said...

Why was I not informed of this earlier?

Substance McGravitas said...

Those monster broke the MC Hammer media embargo, which sees anyone who publicizes any aspect of Hammer's career set upon and beaten and taken to HEY OUCH OUCH

Another Kiwi said...

Hammer came to my university and gave a Media Studies talk: "Parachute pants and the racial dialectic from a post-Marxist perspective: Fuck your momma"

Substance McGravitas said...

See, the thing about Hammer was that he was near Disneyesque in his inoffensiveness yet he bragged an awful lot.