Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Experiments in Three-Dimensional Goat-Blowers

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16 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

never a pancake.

Another Kiwi said...

incontrovertible proof

mikey said...

The foreground works, but the background is epileptic...

Substance McGravitas said...

Hey, I'm not erasing all that shit for MICKEY KAUS.

Here's the video I took the images from.

M. Bouffant said...

Nope, that's the corner of Wilshire & Beverly in Beverly Hills. It always looks like that.

M. Bouffant said...

Oh. Oh my. Having seen the ad, I'm ...

Distressed leather pseudo-bomber jacket? Will that be a vital "drives a pick-up/one of us" signifiers?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

incontrovertible proof

of Mickey Kaus?

I'm sorry, but I need more. He looks as realistic as Jar Jar Binks.

Snag said...

I knew Jar Jar Binks. Jar Jar Binks was a friend of mine. Mickey Kaus is no Jar Jar Binks.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Jar Jar Binks never blew a goat.

fish said...

Yeah, but he blew a whole movie once.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

well done, fish.

mikey said...

Oh lord. Look carefully at the bottom image. There, above Mickey's left eye. What is that...THING on his forehead? Is it a rapidly blinking third eye? Some kind of alien parasite? The unnatural twitch of an unhinged madman.

Thank yous, Substance, for bringing this to our attention. It seems obvious that whatever foul mutation you have uncovered in Mickey's head, we simply cannot risk having him involved in government. He'll have to be defeated. Perhaps indefinitely detained.

In the words of Ronnie Van Zant, Lord help me, I cannot look away...

Smut Clyde said...

Invisible goat.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

he should definitely switch to decaf.

Substance McGravitas said...

That bottom one suggests that Mickey Kaus could gnaw through red tape like a rabid weasel.

Another Kiwi said...

Incontrovertible proof of goat blowing ability