Thursday, June 17, 2010

The Bonerz Age

A well-known archeologist once gave a public lecture on the the Artemision Bronze. He described where it was found, where it might have been made, and how the statue might have held a trident or a lightning bolt, representing Poseidon or Zeus respectively. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: "What you have told us is rubbish. What he is holding is another god's boner." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "Why would he stand to hold another god's boner up over his head when he is perfectly capable of holding his own?" "You're very clever, young man, very clever", said the old lady. "But it's boners all the way down!"

11 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Oooh, impressive. Would that work as a background in Bugger™? Probably not, but we're reduced to attempted irritation, & something seizure-inducing would be nice.

Missed a title chance, though.

Substance McGravitas said...

I loved him on Bob Newhart.

I can do better on seizure-inducing. This one's sort of annoying because it's a really big file.

Smut Clyde said...

I can do better on seizure-inducing.
Do not get me started. Area of expertise.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Holy Statue of Limitations, Batman!
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tigris said...

HOTCHA!

mikey said...

What is interesting here is NOT that in all his instantiations he's holding a fellow by the boner (as has been pointed out, evolution eventually left us with arms JUST the right length to touch ourselves with the greatest of ease), but rather even as he holds the boner of great esteem™ with one hand, with the other he points at the lesser boner of shame™ on his left and snickers a little bit...

Substance McGravitas said...

Here mikey misses the Infinite Chain of Cooperative Handjobs the gods were capable of: the left hand is working on someone else's bum.

fish said...

Seizure robots.

fish said...

better

Mr. Wonderful said...

"all the way down"? I would have thought they would be all the way up.

Is there some new development in bonerology about which I have not been informed? AGAIN?

Another Kiwi said...

Bonerology-the study of ordinary working stiffs.