A well-known archeologist once gave a public lecture on the the Artemision Bronze. He described where it was found, where it might have been made, and how the statue might have held a trident or a lightning bolt, representing Poseidon or Zeus respectively. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: "What you have told us is rubbish. What he is holding is another god's boner." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "Why would he stand to hold another god's boner up over his head when he is perfectly capable of holding his own?" "You're very clever, young man, very clever", said the old lady. "But it's boners all the way down!"