I said, Mr. Yuck!~
I started off thinking about making a Rush dirigible.
You should have Lee, Lifeson, an Peart throw salt on him.Rush vs Rush!
From teh wackoodlepediaSlugs are hermaphrodites, having both female and male reproductive organs.Once a slug has located a mate, they encircle each other and sperm is exchanged through their protruded genitalia. A few days later the slugs lay around 30 eggs into a hole in the ground, or beneath the cover of an object such as a fallen log.Apophallation is a commonly seen practice among many slugs. In apophallating species, the penis curls like a corkscrew and during mating often becomes entangled in the mate's genitalia. Apophallation allows the slugs to separate themselves by one or both of the slugs chewing off the other's penis. Once its penis has been removed, the slug is still able to mate using only the female parts of its reproductive systemYIKES! No wonder he got into painkillers
Where's my salt?Durned Nanny Staters done took mah NaCl!
throw salt on himOr, leave out a nice pie tin of beer. :)
The pie tin of beer of Death. We have used this extremely effective weapon and now we have alcoholic snails in the backyard. I will say that they are not homeless but they do bring the property values down.
Oh fuck.That explains so much.My ex-wife was a slug.Never woulda thunk.But its fair to say if you choose your mate based on her being six feet tall with huge breasts and blonde curly hair you will regret your decision endlessly for the rest of your life....
The snail love in Microcosmos was excellent.
if you choose your mate based on her being six feet tall with huge breasts and blonde curly hair you will regret your decision endlessly for the rest of your life....Well, yes, but if using some other criteria had caused you to reject the huge-breast option then you would have regretted that decision for the rest of your life too, wouldn't you?Also, it's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't done.
Everywhere toobal is sex or food. Now the damn food is having sex w/ itself.
You're not getting older. You're getting better.(CAPTCHA is, as usual, appropriate: artyla)
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