Crime in the big city my friends. THIS is why you want to live in a little town full of bible-thumpers panty-sniffers and sheep-fuckers.
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8 comments:
I think you're jumping to conclusions here. I think those are some of the long-term unemployed and they're going to eat that...whatever it is.
Shooting at food is a long-respected American solution to hunger, boredom and lack of snacks...
So,is this good or great? W/V offers to calculate the gratio
Who let the air out of my elephant???
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Not sure eating something w/ pink-eye is advised.
If you do live in the big city, at least there's entertainment.
WV announces a hideous mutation, the "flysh."
No see, those are his drinking buddies. The guy with the bucket holds the ears back when he throws up. What pals! They did draw on a mustache with indelible ink while he was passed out, though.
Who let the air out of my elephant???
That way it fits better into the corner of the room where no-one will mention it.
W/v says "uncanuc" but I know better.
bible-thumpers
Listen, what my bible and I do in the privacy of our own home is none of your business.
Oooooooooh, you said bible-THUMPERS. Nevermind, nevermind!
panty-sniffers and sheep-fuckers.
QUIT JUDGING SMUT!!!
The Elephants came over the wall at dawn. They were big and puffy and we shot them many times. One was wounded and lying beside the wall. Renaldo said "I have a rope and I will tie it up so we can have elephant stew, it will be trunktacular". We said no, it was too dangerous but he went. Alfonso said "Ronaldo will need a bucket" and he was gone. So we all went to stand beside the wounded elephant in full view because we are men, and that is what men do, when they do the elephant tying thing.
That elephant does not look very excited about his impending enema.
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