Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Decay and Decadence in Empire



Yes, fellow scolds and pearl-clutchers, in New York City people DRINK WITH BABIES. The advantage of the Kinderbiergarten being that if you are drunk and spoiling for a fight - the little bastard ordered a glass of milk and I laughed in his face - you can take everybody in the place.

Also the beer below tastes like bacon.



Thanks to N__B and the Big Bad Bald Bastard for a fine playtime.

12 comments:

fish said...

Those fancy beers are wasted on the palates of the 3 year olds. Just buy them a Mickey's Big Mouth and they will be just as happy.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

you can take everybody in the place

I dunno about that, Mini _B is a pretty formidable specimen.

Also, note the vegan hunting trophies on display in picture #2.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

actually, I find it difficult to understand how you DON'T drink with babies.

It gives you plenty of practice for when they are teenagers.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I don't remember that bright shiny stuff when I was drinkin' in the city...
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Smut Clyde said...

I rate for Rauchbier.
Was there a nap time?

M. Bouffant said...

Still waiting for bacon that tastes like beer.

Smut Clyde said...

Schneiderweiss and Franziskaner are also fine beers.

Substance McGravitas said...

They got the job done.

After the baby place, the beer and foot fetish place. The bastard will explain all.

Brando said...

The kids get kind of mad when you pass out on their mats during naptime, though.

Smut Clyde said...

After the baby place, the beer and foot fetish place.

I do not rate for athlete's foot as a brewing yeast. Just saying.

J Neo Marvin said...

That is some very pretty beer. I want some of that. Oh well, back to class.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

The kids get kind of mad when you pass out on their mats during naptime, though.



Based on the pictures at Ned's place, they just climb on your head and beat on your noggin with Meaty Baby Fists, so that seems workable.