Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Oreo Barbie

Here's something I knew nothing about before this morning and the little one's unceasing Google abuse:

24 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

That is so not right.

It's almost as bad as the Gary Coleman pron.

Smut Clyde said...

That is wrong on more levels than the M. C. Escher High-rise Parking Building.

Substance McGravitas said...

The long picture works pretty well on my screen. Have to scroll to take in the full horror.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

yeah, the splattering white stuff is special.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Bukkake Barbie.

Also, "School Time Fun"

seriously, who knew Mattel execs had ACCESS to the kind of high-intensity pharmaceuticals necessary to greenlight this?

M. Bouffant said...

And a little child shall lead them ...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Also, underneath the white stuff:

"choking hazard"

yeah, you wish.

Substance McGravitas said...

Zombies: endowed with bukkake sight.

Peter said...

I don't understand. I thought oreos required two black guys and a white woman.

Substance McGravitas said...

Subscribing to your newsletter: yes or no?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

So this awfulness runs in the family, S_McG?
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mikey said...

No, no no.

This Barbie might be black, but she lives in the suburbs, has no trace of negro dialect and dates a blonde running back named Chad...

Substance McGravitas said...

So this awfulness runs in the family, S_McG?

Pretty much. The Princess and The Frog was anticipated with many repetitions of "SHE'S A PRINCESS EVEN THOUGH SHE'S BLACK!!!" Took a lot of work to get her to cut that one out.

J— said...

So is there a Cracker Barbie out there?

Another Kiwi said...

Red Neck Barbie has a truck and ever'thing

mikey said...

Hell, Kiwi, I MARRIED Redneck Barbie.

In fact, she's gonna think that's the funniest thing she ever heard.

Or she's gonna hunt me down and kill me.

Ah well. Made it this far, right?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Wasilla Barbie speaks and winks.

But then quits

Anonymous said...

Before I moved to Austin a friend sent me
this.

Scroll down for the Bastrop Barbie.

(lord, let this messy kludge work. thank you)

Shell Goddamnit said...

Fuck you, lord.

Fucking this.

Scroll down for the Bastrop Barbie.

Smut Clyde said...

There will be a time when Substance's daughter starts her own blog, and I for one will tiptoe around the bloggosphere VERY CAREFULLY after that.

sjelly said...

Black on the outside, white on the inside. No doubt, she has no trace of Negro dialect unless, of course, she wants to. How is this right? It's wrong, do you hear me, wrong!

justme said...

I wonder whether there are marketing guys who sit around trying to figure out what they can get past the suits.

If so, I wonder if they're hiring.

fish said...

Michael Steele was pelted with these at a political rally.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

in his imagination, fish.

Before I scrolled down, I confess I thought it was Condi Barbie.

I am a Bad Zombie.