Saturday, January 23, 2010

Hamster Fascism

Via the little one, an episode of Hamtaro:
As Laura grapples with what to give Travis for his birthday, Hamtaro shares the information with his Ham-Ham friends and proclaims “It seems that tomorrow is the day to give a present to someone you care about”. Dexter and Howdy like this idea and each decide to give Pashmina a gift. They also each decide to ask Hamtaro what they should give her and both get angry with him when they realize he is helping them both.

Laura decides to hand-embroider some towels for Travis, so Hamtaro suggests the boys also give Pashmina a hand-made present. At last they join forces and Dexter and Howdy make a cap and a pair of matching gloves. She couldn’t be happier with her presents, until sweet Penelope steps up to give Pashmina some sunflower seeds.
Exciting! Who's in this episode?
Featured Characters

Ham-Hams:

* Hamtaro
* Oxnard
* Boss
* Bijou
* Howdy
* Dexter
* Pashmina
* Penelope
* Maxwell
* Sandy
* Stan
* Snoozer (does not speak)
* Panda (does not speak)
* Cappy (does not speak)

Humans:

* Laura Haruna
* Marion Haruna
* Forrest Haruna
* Kana Iwata
* Kylie
* June
* Travis Kimura
* School Kids
* Several Nazis

16 comments:

Smut Clyde said...

Sounds like the Sadly,No! hamsters are moonlighting.

M. Bouffant said...

They gave Pashmina a pashmina, right?

mikey said...

There's a Ham Ham called 'crappy'?

I don't EVEN wanna know what he does. The whole concept kinda stinks...

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Hamster News.
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M. Bouffant said...

Oxnard? Oxnard?

Substance McGravitas said...

Hamster News.

Good god.

Smut Clyde said...

forcing her young son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer as punishment for bad marks at school

Some would describe this as "rewarding bad behaviour" but I COULD NOT POSSIBLY COMMENT.

J Neo Marvin said...

But what do the Nazis DO?

Substance McGravitas said...

This is the mystery. The Ham-Hams go to Hitler Mart?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I would imagine the Nazis are killing hamster with hamsters.

J— said...

She is PTA president. Perhaps it was a gerbil.

Substance McGravitas said...

I would imagine the Nazis are killing hamster with hamsters.

Whatever this might mean, I'd expect it to be in the plot summary, you know?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Whatever this might mean, I'd expect it to be in the plot summary, you know?

Gerbils are the Jews of Liberal Hamsterism.
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zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Exercise wheels are Theft.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Hamsters.

With Hammers.

Or with a REALLY BIG hamster.

Zombies should not comment before they get a drink in them.

Smut Clyde said...

This is what I found when I googled for "Hamster Of the Gods".

You know you want to look.