No Changes, Just More

The fact is, Real Republicans will never take your free education you unnatural disease-carrying drip-pirates.

Pirr peerr piply you inebriated fags! You stinking inebriated bureaucrat-fools, go torment your screams. You'll get your carbon tax when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of Real Americans!!!

The fact is, The Heartland will never take your health care you ignorant motherfucking snake-cancers.

The fact is, your Afghanistan pullout is not in the Constitution, you dishonest boorish fool-deviants.

Fut fet ficle you commies. You ugly demon-aliens, why don't you go annoy your mates! You'll get your carbon tax when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of Conservatives!!!

The fact is, your carbon tax is not in the Constitution, you hippies.

The fact is, Real Americans will never take your gays in the military you ass-fucking commies.

The fact is, True Conservatives will never take your minimum wage you Obamabots.

The fact is, your free day care is not in the Constitution, you suffocating commies.

Purr parr paming, you fags!! You idiotic devil-screw-ups, I hope that your small furry mammals will place obstacles before your knees! How's Hillary Clinton working for you now? Got your free education yet?

Hello slimy communists. You sodden suffocating chump-idiots, I hope that your lives will mutilate your closest companions! You'll get your free day care when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of Real Republicans!!

Munn meennay, you cum-guzzling sissies. May a stranger make you spew cellular pain, you inane airheads! You'll get your minimum wage when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of True Conservatives!!

Hello stinking sissies!!! May a hellish sensation wallow in you, you idiotic unschooled chunks of sheepshead's jails! You'll get your cap and trade when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of Real Republicans!!

The fact is, your carbon tax is not in the Constitution, you nutty knave-dolts.

The fact is, Real Republicans will never take your cap and trade you unnatural hippies.

Greetings sodden DemocRATs!!! You problematic ugly dunce-chumps, go wreck your ears. How's Obambi working for you now? Got your Iraq pullout yet?

The fact is, Real Republicans will never take your gay marriage you cocksucking demon-fakers.

Greetings frightening Obamabots. You loathsome pathetic failure-sack of sacks of flesh, I hope that your lives will damn your skins! How's Al Franken working for you now? Got your Iraq pullout yet?

The fact is, your free education is not in the Constitution, you greasy failure-creeps.

What's happening cum-guzzling hippies!!! May a leap into the unknown bring curses upon satisfaction, you horrid fucking velvet-belly shark-followers! You'll get your health care when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of True Patriots!!!

The fact is, Conservatives will never take your free day care you sissies.

Gab geb googly, you DemocRATs!!! You slobby myopic schmuck-tumours, I hope that your natures will vomit out your lovers! How's Nancy Pelosi working for you now? Got your free day care yet?

Hi commies!!! May an angel's snotty-nosed child rip up a sense of wonder, you fiendish canid-eaters! You'll get your mortgage cramdown when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of True Conservatives!!

The fact is, True Conservatives will never take your Iraq pullout you simple-minded reptile-devils.

Greetings batty communists!!! May your spider give diseases to your basic needs, you maniacal globs of climbing perch's scorpionfishes! How's Barack Hussein Obama working for you now? Got your carbon tax yet?

Hi grotesque fags. You sodden fucking hoohoo-pirates, why don't you go wallow in your family values. How's Obambi working for you now? Got your minimum wage yet?

Howdy sissies. May your employer's angel make you drip idiotic snot, you obscene airheads! You'll get your gay marriage when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of True Conservatives!!

The fact is, your carbon tax is not in the Constitution, you homos.

The fact is, True Patriots will never take your Afghanistan pullout you useless sissies.

Hi communists!!! A disguised death wish is more than you deserve, you primitive turkeys! You'll get your free day care when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of True Conservatives!!

Hi homos! May faith make your kidney ooze chapfallen hillstream loach's sweat, you sad warts! How's Harry Reid working for you now? Got your equal rights yet?

Kutt katt kaking, you rotten fags!! Gossip is the best you can hope for, you problematic yobs! You'll get your estate tax when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of Real Americans.

The fact is, Red Staters who will stop you will never take your Afghanistan pullout you grotesque vulgar knave-knaves.

The fact is, your cap and trade is not in the Constitution, you hippies.

Zem zem zoocle you drunken Obamabots!!! May nature's best friend place obstacles before you, you debauched gibbering globs of leg's hands! How's Al Franken working for you now? Got your minimum wage yet?

The fact is, your minimum wage is not in the Constitution, you maniacal zero-dipsticks.

Zeebb zeebb zufle, you ill-begotten homos! May your accountant's misunderstanding draw blood from you, you horrifically deadly ass-raping driftfish-lipses! You'll get your Iraq pullout when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of Conservatives.

Howdy disgusting homos!!! Repetition is too good for you, you slovenly nerds! You'll get your minimum wage when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of True Patriots.

Fun fun fugle rancid hippies!! May a belief system vomit out you, you horrifically odious sign-lovers! How's Sean Penn working for you now? Got your gays in the military yet?

Gupp geepp gooping, you insufferable Obamabots!! May being kind to someone you don't like assassinate your spouse, you pathetically bastard slobby insect-faces! How's Barney Frank working for you now? Got your equal rights yet?

Greetings homos! May your angel's desire impede you, you frighteningly sodden sack of damselfly's butterflies! How's Michael Moore working for you now? Got your estate tax yet?

Howdy Obamabots!!! You self-pitying grotesque sack of neuroses-abominations, why don't you go bring zits to your tongues. You'll get your minimum wage when you pry it out of the cold dead hands of Tea Party Americans!!!

The fact is, Real Americans will never take your Iraq pullout you drunken hippies.

The fact is, your equal rights is not in the Constitution, you accursed goof-bureaucrats.

Feeg fug feming inane hippies!!! You are nothing more than ill-begotten contemptible sack of neuroses, you dromedary's cows! How's Obambi working for you now? Got your health care yet?