Wednesday, January 20, 2010

A Select Audience

Some of you attract flies are interested in insects. Others should not be trusted with are interested in lasers. Some are just cocksuckers interested in penises. Thrill, then, to the story of a scientist who performs laser surgery on fly penises.

14 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

what about fish penises? Can he carve them up?

Substance McGravitas said...

Well with his lab set-up the fish penises would have to be terribly terribly small.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

O I think that won't be a problem.

fish said...

He found that they were far less successful at mating than the unshaved control group.

However offers from fetish websites increased increased 100-fold.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"increased increased"?

fish needs glasses.

Smut Clyde said...

Some bloggers will post about anything if it brings them amusing Google searches.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

while some insist on inane animations.

Smut Clyde said...

So shaving reduces reproductive success.
[strokes beard, gloatingly]

Smut Clyde said...

And some bloggers rely on an ingenious strategy of NOT ACTUALLY BLOGGING.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

well, it certainly is more efficient.

tigris said...

Not blogging has reduced my reproductive success rate to 0 successful reproductions for several decades now. Remaining beardless has perhaps also helped.

mikey said...

Hey!

I'm on 'Hiatus'!

Er, both bloggingly, reproductively and shavingly speaking....

fish said...

"increased increased"?

It means really increased.

Smut Clyde said...

Ask your doctor if Hiatus is right for you!