Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Anticipation

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Note that I provide you with better links than Big Hollywood does.

13 comments:

J— said...

"Diary of a Conservative Dog in the White House"

"Diary of a New York Times-Watcher"

Hey, Poprishchin, we've found your perfect blogging home.

Contributors include Breitbart, Greg Gutfeld, Mark Klugmann--it's so nice to see them give voice to the voiceless.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Damn that idiot has a big mouth.
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Simba B said...

Breitbart seems like the kind of person whom, if you were to ever meet him, you'd be overcome by this overwhelming urge to punch him.

It would make a popular YouTube video, at any rate.

Substance McGravitas said...

His lead piece is pretty crazy:

Back to the weird phone conversation: “I issued a correction on my site clarifying that I couldn’t prove whether you were at the White House or not.”

“That’s good,” she said.

But I don’t really believe it wasn’t her. And that’s why I called. I’m skeptical and biased – and I think it’s what makes me good at what I do. No journalism symposium can convince me otherwise.


I agree: no journalism symposium will convince you otherwise. Also:

This week I issued my first correction, even though I wasn’t proved wrong. I just couldn’t prove I was right. I can live with that rule.

J— said...

Buried in Michael Walsh's rambling denunciation of the dread MSM is this announcement:

with the great Patterico still to come

Take that, wrastling dude!

mikey said...

I just couldn’t prove I was right. I can live with that rule.

If this fucktard actually DOES "live with that rule" and only publishes shit he can prove is true he'll be the first and only rightblogger who does. And somehow? I suspect he's lying...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

Damn that idiot has a big mouth.

You've divined the name of his next blog!

Another Kiwi said...

heh heh teh dog is funny, cause it's writing and talking like a human. pfnar pfnar. Like a real person!!

mikey said...

Hey, Subby, I just saw a commercial for an upcoming god-is-pissed movie called "Legion". Looks like a stupid flick, but they've got this scene where Granny scuttles across the floor and up the wall like a big geriatric insect until some rube drops her with a goose load.

You gotta get cracking on your Grannies, Hollywood tech is blowing you out of the water here....

J— said...

Patterico's Big Post celebrating his Big Self is now up. He's a Media Critic, you see. Of 13 links, two do not go to his blog.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

You gotta get cracking on your Grannies,

you do and I will report you to the AARP, the CCA, and Burt Prelutsky.

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

This week I issued my first correction, even though I wasn’t proved wrong. I just couldn’t prove I was right. I can live with that rule.

BREAKING
by D-K Wangchuck, Investigative Reporter
Reports are soming in that Andrew Breitbart has been working with top Al Qaeda operatives to develop plans to attack America. Sources say that their mutual hatred of the current US Administration has cemented the alliance. Indeed, Breitbart has admitted to as much in several postings to his new site BigStarringTomHanks.com although the posts have mysteriously vanished after being reported by a former City of Chicago Comptroller.

UPDATE: Breitbart, of course, denies the allegations. Note that this was shortly after he claimed to be a giant fucking tool who loves to wear used lace panties bought from Japanese vending machines so it definitely was a moment of unusual candor from him.

CORRECTION: Although there is no definitive proof of any of the above reportage, none of it has been disproven either. That's what us Investigative Reporters call "journalistic standards".

FINAL UPDATE: PENIS.

fish said...

with the great Patterico still to come

there are pills for that