I didn't want to believe it the first time people started posting it, but yes, a 70 minute review of a shitty film can be great.
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9 comments:
No criticism that glosses over anything can be worthwhile. I want detail: Let no crap go unreported!
So we'll see how long I last, not actually giving Shit One about this juvenile garbage. (Typed from an unassailable position of elitist superiority.)
They lost me at "newly minted bowel movement".
Shirley he meant POOP!
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Naturally I showed part 7 instead of part 1, remedied. The opening is excellent.
Lucas is going to take a contract out on this guy.
hey, I'm an old guy. remember when George Lucas could make a movie?
Now, to get really depress all of you, especially Mister Misanthrope Bouffant: Apparently Lucas is pissed that Avatar took the gee-whiz eye candy crown, and wants to remaster the Star Wars movies YET AGAIN, using the 3-d technology.
I wonder if Han wil shoot first this time around?
Perhaps it IS best if America craters.
You zombie stoner. You even left a comment here.
uhhh...it was a long weekend.
Phantom Menace has Darth Maul, who does some fancy tricks, so there's something.
Part I of the review was funny. I especially liked that last part when he asks people to describe the characters. Entertaining and effective.
I haven't watched the movie all the way through, so I dunno if all the nitpicking is perfect, but there's a great analysis of a scene in which two jedi are unsuccessfully gassed. And a bet made during a, um, pod race? I forget.
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