Sunday, January 3, 2010

Burt Prelutsky Writes Something Funny

It's true!
This is the time of year when most people are busy resolving to do better in the future. Some people vow to go on diets or exercise more, some promise to give up smoking or booze. But, year in and year out, I vow to cut liberals more slack and give them the benefit of the doubt. Unfortunately, just as with other people’s good intentions, my own rarely last until nightfall. The difference is that the reason mine die on the vine, as it were, has nothing to do with my own lack of character, but everything to do with the failings of liberals.

For one thing, liberals are hypocritical. [...]
Now we just have to figure out whether or not it was intentional.


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Garden snails have more wits than our geriatric friend Burt.

Another Kiwi said...

Anyone else seen the real reason Burt got canned from townhall?
According to Alveda King, Burt wrote The burning question in my circle is: if the First Family gets a female dog, will she be the First Bitch or will she have to settle for second place?
Man that's a heap o' crap there Burt.
I think that Bug eyed Hollywood should take his articles and pretend to publish them. Then just pay his resthome bills

guitarist manqué said...

It is true! It made me laugh, though I suspect it might be end of the holiday punchiness.

Intentional? I think not.

M. Bouffant said...

Is that question burning in his drum circle, or is it another sort of circle?

Rusty Shackleford said...

There was also that one episode of M*A*S*H he wrote, although it wasn't one of the funny ones (Larry Gelbart wrote all of those).