tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post4130265395851670365..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: Oreo BarbieSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-74409073060666919952010-01-14T06:08:34.618-08:002010-01-14T06:08:34.618-08:00in his imagination, fish.
Before I scrolled down,...in his imagination, fish.<br /><br />Before I scrolled down, I confess I thought it was Condi Barbie.<br /><br />I am a Bad Zombie.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-38203171888063331892010-01-14T05:19:37.154-08:002010-01-14T05:19:37.154-08:00Michael Steele was pelted with these at a politica...Michael Steele was pelted with these at a political rally.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-24828493326852699272010-01-14T01:22:30.171-08:002010-01-14T01:22:30.171-08:00I wonder whether there are marketing guys who sit ...I wonder whether there are marketing guys who sit around trying to figure out what they can get past the suits.<br /><br />If so, I wonder if they're hiring.justmenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-65811634641286440522010-01-13T22:09:02.493-08:002010-01-13T22:09:02.493-08:00Black on the outside, white on the inside. No doub...Black on the outside, white on the inside. No doubt, she has no trace of Negro dialect unless, of course, she wants to. How is this right? It's wrong, do you hear me, wrong!sjellynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-41563395241975069482010-01-13T22:06:07.280-08:002010-01-13T22:06:07.280-08:00There will be a time when Substance's daughter...There will be a time when Substance's daughter starts her own blog, and I for one will tiptoe around the bloggosphere VERY CAREFULLY after that.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-70083950960511561662010-01-13T20:23:28.658-08:002010-01-13T20:23:28.658-08:00Before I moved to Austin a friend sent me
this.
...Before I moved to Austin a friend sent me <br /><a href="http://%20www.jumphook.com/scgi-bin/blosxom.cgi/WorkEmails/AustinBarbie.wikieditish" rel="nofollow">this</a>. <br /><br />Scroll down for the Bastrop Barbie.<br /><br />(lord, let this messy kludge work. thank you)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-47219403692974194172010-01-13T19:06:24.886-08:002010-01-13T19:06:24.886-08:00Wasilla Barbie speaks and winks.
But then quitsWasilla Barbie speaks and winks.<br /><br />But then quitszombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-88644986388743314522010-01-13T18:52:07.954-08:002010-01-13T18:52:07.954-08:00Red Neck Barbie has a truck and ever'thingRed Neck Barbie has a truck and ever'thingAnother Kiwihttp://eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-86360805622849962162010-01-13T18:38:08.672-08:002010-01-13T18:38:08.672-08:00So is there a Cracker Barbie out there?So is there a Cracker Barbie out there?J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-38712167050385452752010-01-13T17:19:45.978-08:002010-01-13T17:19:45.978-08:00So this awfulness runs in the family, S_McG?
Pret...<i>So this awfulness runs in the family, S_McG?</i><br /><br />Pretty much. The Princess and The Frog was anticipated with many repetitions of "SHE'S A PRINCESS EVEN THOUGH SHE'S BLACK!!!" Took a lot of work to get her to cut that one out.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-15642537858598295692010-01-13T16:56:15.930-08:002010-01-13T16:56:15.930-08:00So this awfulness runs in the family, S_McG?
~So this awfulness runs in the family, S_McG?<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-57698121315367219272010-01-13T16:50:57.822-08:002010-01-13T16:50:57.822-08:00Subscribing to your newsletter: yes or no?Subscribing to your newsletter: yes or no?Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-15919948340858040172010-01-13T16:42:24.861-08:002010-01-13T16:42:24.861-08:00I don't understand. I thought oreos required ...I don't understand. I thought oreos required two black guys and a white woman.Pupienus Maximushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17834551827088880423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-34437673612239836652010-01-13T16:15:46.841-08:002010-01-13T16:15:46.841-08:00Zombies: endowed with bukkake sight.Zombies: endowed with bukkake sight.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-42099649773933098952010-01-13T15:56:01.110-08:002010-01-13T15:56:01.110-08:00Also, underneath the white stuff:
"choking h...Also, underneath the white stuff:<br /><br />"choking hazard"<br /><br />yeah, you wish.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-60226040772539214342010-01-13T15:39:33.097-08:002010-01-13T15:39:33.097-08:00And a little child shall lead them ...And a little child shall lead them ...M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-19682981416925808422010-01-13T15:35:34.826-08:002010-01-13T15:35:34.826-08:00Bukkake Barbie.
Also, "School Time Fun"...Bukkake Barbie.<br /><br />Also, "School Time Fun"<br /><br />seriously, who knew Mattel execs had ACCESS to the kind of high-intensity pharmaceuticals necessary to greenlight this?zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-17665520461887258862010-01-13T15:33:14.725-08:002010-01-13T15:33:14.725-08:00yeah, the splattering white stuff is special.yeah, the splattering white stuff is special.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-15050491912529099362010-01-13T15:12:51.186-08:002010-01-13T15:12:51.186-08:00The long picture works pretty well on my screen. ...The long picture works pretty well on my screen. Have to scroll to take in the full horror.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-47841971751866942962010-01-13T15:12:49.841-08:002010-01-13T15:12:49.841-08:00That is wrong on more levels than the M. C. Escher...That is wrong on more levels than the M. C. Escher High-rise Parking Building.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-27363720666274407222010-01-13T14:58:26.834-08:002010-01-13T14:58:26.834-08:00That is so not right.
It's almost as bad as t...That is so not right.<br /><br />It's almost as bad as the Gary Coleman pron.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.com