Sunday, January 31, 2010

What's Not To Like About Liberal United Nations-Hugging Big-Government Socialist Fascist Gangster Capitalist Atheist God-Hating Running Dogs?

This is a great opening paragraph:
Going Rogue: An American Life
By Sarah Palin
(HarperCollins, 413 pages, $28.99) What’s not to like about Sarah Palin — for a conservative or a Republican? Her autobiography makes it abundantly clear why the liberal United Nations-hugging big-government socialist fascist gangster capitalist atheist God-hating running dogs don’t like her. But conservatives?
I like saying people are "bananas" these days - HA HA "BANANA" IS A FUNNY WORD - so I am happy to say that Daniel Oliver is bananas. There are other laffs to be had in the column, but try this out:
Are there other traits a president should have? [...] What about intelligence? Sure, intelligence helps—maybe. Quick, name one presidential decision made in the last 16 years, i.e., during the Clinton (Yale, Yale, Oral Roberts) and Bush (Yale, Harvard) years that you think was either right because the president was intelligent or wrong because he was not intelligent enough. Okay, take your time (oh, and sorry, I meant oral sex, not Oral Roberts).

4 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Dumb shit.

Invading Iraq was outstandingly stupid, as was ignoring Al Qaeda because you really really really wanted to invade Iraq.

Fucking moron.

Also, dood only got into Yale cause of dad.

Which reminds me...
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Substance McGravitas said...

Isn't it some kind of faux pas to call God a "liberal United Nations-hugging big-government socialist fascist gangster capitalist atheist"?

M. Bouffant said...

That's the gawd I like, except the hating on dogs part. Your deity may vary.

Like, don't chnoe.

Another Kiwi said...

This list of ethics complaints files against the Quitta comes to 18, 15 of which have been resolved.
Yet Overexcited Boy who did the review says Because the liberals mounted a campaign of nonstop harassment.They made governing impossible by filing hundreds—hundreds!—of spurious Freedom of Information Act requests, ethics charges, and lawsuits
Now that's not all FOI requests but as a representative sampling we might say that the number is probably less than 100's.
The best bit is that the woman who has filed 5 ethics complaints against Palin is a republican who helped get the Fish Gutter elected.
Palin once said of this woman “I’m proud to know you,” and “Holy Moly you are powerful regarding getting the word out to the press about questionable activity.” Source Do we think McLeod might be described as a Liberal?
Oh dear naughty old facts just get in the way when you're trying to quit and go on the Crazee Peeple circuit.