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Free Things
For most folks:
Edit images with The GIMP
Draw with Inkscape
Record and edit sound with Audacity
Make nonsense with JanusNode
Replace Microsoft shit
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For Mac folks:
Edit text with Textwrangler
Everything is easier with Quicksilver
For Windows folks:
Automate everything with AutoHotkey
Use Launchy instead of navigating folders
Edit images with The GIMP
Draw with Inkscape
Record and edit sound with Audacity
Make nonsense with JanusNode
Replace Microsoft shit
Here are around 2000 rss feeds for your reader of choice.
For Mac folks:
Edit text with Textwrangler
Everything is easier with Quicksilver
For Windows folks:
Automate everything with AutoHotkey
Use Launchy instead of navigating folders
12 comments:
I believe those legs do go all the way up the neck!
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I'm not even CLOSE to certain, so I make no direct accusations here, but I can only count seven legs.
Whatever shall we call it?
Hersilia Grannisensis?
Pffft!
Help! Help!! the enraged Granny spider is here! Head for the hills!
I'm not even CLOSE to certain, so I make no direct accusations here, but I can only count seven legs.
Pity the granny spider, born old and with already blooming blood clots that force tragic operations.
At least they're already on Medicare.
Have you seen the commercial for that movie "Legion" where the Granny says something scary, then drops to all fours and scuttles across the floor, up the wall and onto the ceiling like a big spider in a yellow cardigan and sensible shoes, and a local dood drops her with both barrels from a twelve guage?
That's the model here, I reckon...
McG is channeling his inner Gilliam. Excellent.
And there is much precedent for seven-legged spiders.
Have you seen the commercial for that movie "Legion"
whew. That's a relief. I thought that was real.
then drops to all fours and scuttles across the floor, up the wall and onto the ceiling
This kind of behaviour was discouraged in the Twilight Home where my grandmother spent her final years.
I haven't seen the scary granny trailer yet.
Granny spider has actually been waiting on my desktop for months and would have been up earlier but for those hideous red artifacts.
In other words, my friends, I am willing to sacrifice quality.
You're moving into a land of both adult diapers and soft, easily digested foods, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Home.
Granny spider has actually been waiting on my desktop for months
Naturally we wonder what other weird shit is waiting on the Substance desk and will be posted if the right topic comes up to shake the tree.
I'm going to start ranting about squirrel p0rn to see what happens.
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