The House of Substance: The Osmonds: Heavy

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

I used to have an eight-track of Phase III. It was good. Maybe not this good.

Jennifer said...: What next? Leathra-up Pat Boone?

And here I thought it was going to be the Osmonds' cover of "He Ain't Heavy... He's My Spider"!; January 13, 2010 at 5:44 PM
Jennifer said...: Leathred-up...; January 13, 2010 at 5:45 PM
zombie rotten mcdonald said...: (whistles innocently, wanders off to see if there's a new spider post somewhere...); January 13, 2010 at 6:55 PM
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...: I'm ponderinng either a spider post, or a Bob Somerby rant, ZRM.
~; January 13, 2010 at 7:33 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: Still haven't come up with a heavy Orrin Hatch song though.

ONE DAY.; January 13, 2010 at 9:43 PM
Smut Clyde said...: Which reminds me, I know some people down at Canterbury University who study the intelligence, vision and hunting strategies of Portia labiata salticid spiders. Perhaps they can write a quest post.; January 13, 2010 at 10:16 PM
Substance McGravitas said...: Except in fairy tales quest posts don't end.; January 13, 2010 at 10:22 PM
zombie rotten mcdonald said...: Wasn't the Hunting Spider Quest already done in Lord Of The Rings?; January 14, 2010 at 6:06 AM
zombie rotten mcdonald said...: Jay Reatard, Teddy Pendergrass. dead.

And yet, Donny Osmond lives. God hates us.; January 14, 2010 at 10:30 AM