Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Death Metal Rooster

It is a wonderful thing when you find something that speaks to your soul.



MagicBee suggests circular breathing. Compare and contrast:



Saw this performed recently:



More or less satisfying than Joe Satriani? You decide.

Justme supplies Hatebeak, and I am grateful:

23 comments:

MagicBee said...

fucker holds that note a long time; could be avian circular breathing

J— said...

That is definitely not Howling Wolf's little red rooster, too lazy to crow for day.

Simba B said...

OT, but this link seemed right up your alley.

Substance McGravitas said...

True enough.

I was looking at this one today, which is some pretty good kooky rant.

Smut Clyde said...

Norway Time Hole “Leak” Plunges Northern Hemisphere Into Chaos
I wonder what excuse we have for a chaotic Southern Hemisphere.

M. Bouffant said...

Yo! Pravda.pk!

I fail to find anything "kooky" about Dr. Megalomania's righteous anti-colonialist article, however.

Substance McGravitas said...

The Anglo-French Freemasonic falsification of the African Past has been methodically elaborated, systematically diffused worldwide (by means of numerous trickeries), and tyrannically imposed on all Africans (through indigenous, financially corrupted, intellectually besotted, and locally imposed tyrants) in order to facilitate the Freemasonic – Zionist plan of mass extermination of all Africans.

I would bet that the Freemasonic Zionists simply don't give a shit about all Africans, but that's just me.

mikey said...

Oh shit!

That had me in a panic there for a minute.

I thought for SURE the bastard was going to actually DESCRIBE the numerous trickeries!! If numerous trickeries were exposed, then I'd have a damn hard time making a living, getting laid or even making a fine bowl of red.

PHEW!

Nope, no trickeries here. Move along now....

A Zionist Freemason said...

Evidently you have confused us with the Illuminati. Tricky bastards, they are. We diskard them.

J— said...

I think Satriani has enough self-satisfaction to offset any dissatisfaction with him.

Numerous Trickery said...

Sure, blame me. You fuckers

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Chick-fil-A called.

Yur chicken is ready.
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Smut Clyde said...

But does your soul listen? Does it speak back?

tigris said...

Now there is a cock with some stamina.

the high-energy beam fired into the upper heavens from the United States High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) radar facility in Ramfjordmoen, Norway this past month has resulted in a “catastrophic puncturing” of our Plant’s thermosphere

If our Plant is an Orchid, it probably decoyed the scientists into thermosphere puncturing.

fish said...

There is a plant that can help repair such a puncturing.

justme said...

Of course, if you want a real bird with your death metal you need to hear Hatebeak.

Substance McGravitas said...

Thank you for Hatebeak.

Smut Clyde said...

None of these videos seem to involve the dancing chicken scene from Stroszek so why would I possibly want to watch them?

Substance McGravitas said...

Well, all of them do, somewhere about half to three quarters in.

You have to watch them.

Smut Clyde said...

Somewhere about north, south east or west of Baghdad.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Hatebeak and Austrian Death Machine would be one heck of a double bill...
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Another Kiwi said...

There is no discourse at the Hatebeak you tube page? I find that hard to believe.

Substance McGravitas said...


RighteousBubba (3 minutes ago)

HAIL FROM THANAGAR!