tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post4904792718696587517..comments2023-04-22T12:32:24.799-07:00Comments on The House of Substance: A New Species of SpiderSubstance McGravitashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-24994604520080814252010-01-15T18:49:15.506-08:002010-01-15T18:49:15.506-08:00Granny spider has actually been waiting on my desk...<i>Granny spider has actually been waiting on my desktop for months</i><br /><br />Naturally we wonder what other weird shit is waiting on the Substance desk and will be posted if the right topic comes up to shake the tree.<br />I'm going to start ranting about squirrel p0rn to see what happens.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-76477673721710022112010-01-14T12:14:06.721-08:002010-01-14T12:14:06.721-08:00You're moving into a land of both adult diaper...You're moving into a land of both adult diapers and soft, easily digested foods, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... the Twilight Home.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-2004753606686083892010-01-14T11:09:43.800-08:002010-01-14T11:09:43.800-08:00I haven't seen the scary granny trailer yet.
...I haven't seen the scary granny trailer yet.<br /><br />Granny spider has actually been waiting on my desktop for months and would have been up earlier but for those hideous red artifacts. <br /><br />In other words, my friends, I am willing to sacrifice quality.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-83587621793089937822010-01-14T10:48:33.407-08:002010-01-14T10:48:33.407-08:00then drops to all fours and scuttles across the fl...<i>then drops to all fours and scuttles across the floor, up the wall and onto the ceiling</i><br /><br />This kind of behaviour was discouraged in the Twilight Home where my grandmother spent her final years.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-50955261809993109612010-01-14T10:31:57.903-08:002010-01-14T10:31:57.903-08:00Have you seen the commercial for that movie "...<i>Have you seen the commercial for that movie "Legion"</i><br /><br />whew. That's a relief. I thought that was real.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-48812194310665009852010-01-14T09:46:26.155-08:002010-01-14T09:46:26.155-08:00McG is channeling his inner Gilliam. Excellent.
A...McG is channeling his inner Gilliam. Excellent.<br /><br />And there is much precedent for seven-legged spiders.Mendacious Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12049940881736591891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-63045449029903084352010-01-14T08:39:58.808-08:002010-01-14T08:39:58.808-08:00Have you seen the commercial for that movie "...Have you seen the commercial for that movie "Legion" where the Granny says something scary, then drops to all fours and scuttles across the floor, up the wall and onto the ceiling like a big spider in a yellow cardigan and sensible shoes, and a local dood drops her with both barrels from a twelve guage?<br /><br />That's the model here, I reckon...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-53789681540481112482010-01-13T21:33:50.278-08:002010-01-13T21:33:50.278-08:00I'm not even CLOSE to certain, so I make no di...<i>I'm not even CLOSE to certain, so I make no direct accusations here, but I can only count seven legs.</i><br /><br />Pity the granny spider, born old and with already blooming blood clots that force tragic operations.<br /><br />At least they're already on Medicare.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-47564758890662352882010-01-13T18:49:05.673-08:002010-01-13T18:49:05.673-08:00Help! Help!! the enraged Granny spider is here! He...Help! Help!! the enraged Granny spider is here! Head for the hills!Another Kiwihttp://eusa-riddled.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-48263787054963901702010-01-13T17:43:20.789-08:002010-01-13T17:43:20.789-08:00Pffft!Pffft!Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231744174759800033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-61103103707961643372010-01-13T17:01:48.364-08:002010-01-13T17:01:48.364-08:00I'm not even CLOSE to certain, so I make no di...I'm not even CLOSE to certain, so I make no direct accusations here, but I can only count seven legs.<br /><br />Whatever shall we call it?<br /><br /><i>Hersilia Grannisensis</i>?mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2438801388377581634.post-55059756199568831302010-01-13T16:54:34.613-08:002010-01-13T16:54:34.613-08:00I believe those legs do go all the way up the neck...I believe those legs do go all the way up the neck!<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com