Friday, October 30, 2009

News from an Australian Paper But It's Really US News and I Didn't Notice

23 comments:

fish said...

Yes officer, it was definitely two young black guys.

Substance McGravitas said...

Authorities have released Dick Van Dyke.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Staging a burglary is a crappy way to cover up the fact that you passed out and your friends wrote "Dick" all over your faces.

mikey said...

Hmm, looks to me like the quality of the Navy SEALS has come down quite a bit of late...

J— said...

It looks like some marker has come off. Next time use a Sharpie.

Substance McGravitas said...

And you have to fill it in.

Another Kiwi said...

From KISS fans to burglary. Decline or foiled ambition???

M. Bouffant said...

Should Australians be offended that you assumed this was their doing?

Or is this a legitimate "It would have been irresponsible not to ...?

I must dishlyze this some more.

Rusty Shackleford said...

fish FTW, though I think he heard that one at school

Substance McGravitas said...

Should Australians be offended that you assumed this was their doing?

I just read Gould's Book of Fish and was quite prepared to think the worst of them.

You could well be offended that the narrative voice reminded me of you.

herr doktor bimler said...

There's a moral here, like "Remember to wash the pen marks off your face after the heist".

J— said...

Re: guy on right

No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes and black marker.

Substance McGravitas said...

Those eyes are pretty piercing. It's like he's looking into my soul and asking "Got a smoke?"

M. Bouffant said...

Aaagghh, don't force me to enter another bookstore!

Besides, them's Tasmans, not Ozzies!

(I'm sure there's a difference, even if only perceptible among the Emus themselves.)

Substance McGravitas said...

There's probably a higher convict ratio to the ancestors of Tasmanians, although I am only qualified to make snap libels.

Another Kiwi said...

In Tassie those face markings would be considered mating behaviour.

M. Bouffant said...

wilfully digressive (or so it seems), sometimes self-indulgent narrative

I agree completely.

Buted, one could say, if one had trouble w/ the letter "ess."

tigris said...

It's like he's looking into my soul and asking "Got a smoke?"

The first guy is looking at your ass and saying, "Hey baby, you beautiful. Gimme a dollar."

herr doktor bimler said...

Tassies are the people that Australians make "in-bred cousin-fucker" jokes about (when they're not joking about New Zealanders and sheep).

herr doktor bimler said...

Tasmanians opt to in-breed
Rather than dilute their seed.
They don't wax their pubes
Or watch Intertubes
Instead they listen to Creed.

J— said...

Speaking of geographic features that look like other things, Strange Maps has what you get when you mash up Africa and South America.

Another Kiwi said...

More proof of Jesus lizards, J.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Some people have too much free time!

Comment by Stergios — October 31, 2009 @ 6:02 pm


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