Tuesday, October 27, 2009

My Beloved Cunt Would Be Shocked

This is an outrage!
“First let me state that I’ve been a fan of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” for many years and, even though Larry David is a liberal, I generally enjoy the writing and Larry’s antics. However, this time what I saw made me feel a little sick, extremely disappointed and a bit angry as well. I will never watch the show again as I have lost all respect and feelings of good will for Mr. David.

“Did you happen to see the episode to which I refer? Assuming you did not catch the episode, briefly stated: Larry pisses on the face of a painting of Jesus Christ, followed by mocking of Christians who believe the piss drop on the face of Jesus is a tear, thus they’ve witnessed a miracle. I wonder how many other viewers, Christian and non Christian, are similarly shocked and disgusted? Of course, the hypocrisy is that Mr. David would never exhibit such gross contempt for any other religion, especially Islam.
This isn't an outrage!



UPDATED FOR CATHOLICS!

Who could have imagined that Bill Donohoe would weigh in on this pressing issue?

18 comments:

mikey said...

Dood.

It's a painting.

It's a TELEVISION program, fer crissakes.

If the lord and creator of the entire universe can't deal with Larry David, and we need to defend his omnipotent honor, let's face it, it's a shitty deity. If I'm going to worship a mythological beast, can I at least have one who isn't a drama queen?

Really doesn't seem that much to ask from the lord of the universe...

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Hopefully, Mr. deity will do an episode with Larry David.

He can have Jesse giving him a hard time. It would be HI-larious.

Substance McGravitas said...

Sirs, I am offended that you do not take offense.

herr doktor bimler said...

Religions follow the Hells Angels ethos. If you blaspheme one you have to blaspheme against them all, or be unveiled as a hypocrite before Big Hollywood.

'Fingdros'? I think he was a minor character in Ossian's Ride, but I could be mistaken.

mikey said...

Me too.

I have two in my tooto...

Substance McGravitas said...

If you blaspheme one you have to blaspheme against them all, or be unveiled as a hypocrite before Big Hollywood.

The Scientologists will not stand for it!

herr doktor bimler said...

Good point that. Irreverence towards christianity risks offending lots of people in the US, whereas irreverence towards scientology risks offending fewer people with MORE LAWYERS AND MONEY. Which is the edgier form of humour?

Substance McGravitas said...

Well, do people go out of their way to piss off the snakehandlers?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Burt says that if I buy one of his wrist watches, he will be offended for me.
~

Substance McGravitas said...

If it's true that money is time then watch this
I ain't tryin to run out of time so I purchased some watches

GOOD BURTING!

Anonymous regular commenter said...

In high school I kissed Cheryl Hines at a Bob Seger concert. True story.

fish said...

I guess Piss Christ is out of the question?

herr doktor bimler said...

Would you like to buy a Piss Christ wristwatch? "Jesus' left hand is pointing to 3 and his right hand is pointing to 10..."

herr doktor bimler said...

No kakapos were maltreated during the construction of my 'Jism Christ'.

Substance McGravitas said...

How carefully were they not mistreated?

mikey said...

All my Stoats are kinda hungry. Little bastards are running around looking for something to eat...

Another Kiwi said...

I am so offended that they did not have a whole series of pictures of different religious figures in the show and urine could splash onto them all and then different representatives of all the religions could go in and think it was a series of miracles. Now THAT would be funny.
P.S. Is it an American thing to pictures of religious personages in urinals?? To stop sinful enjoyments or what? A post Larry Craig thing?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

All my Stoats

Sorry, worst soap opera AVAH.