Friday, October 23, 2009

A Cheap Joke

Krauthammer Ultron

This following one's filed away for a rainy day. Mr. Krauthammer's face is a little too misshapen to make it work.

The Way of Kang!

The whole scene:

18 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

The cheap joke worked for me.

But then, I consider Kraphammer ripe.

mikey said...

Man. I gotta get me a chair like that.

Kang looks completely comfortable...

mikey said...

I find myself somewhat ambivalent about the bull skull.

That may not work with my decor.

Unlike the anti-grav stairs. Those fucking rock!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The WaPoop is so awesome.
~

mikey said...

Damn, I can't get my head out of this picture. It's got layers, man, LAYERS.

Blue foreground dood. With the big red fist, bigger than his head. That's a BIG fist.

Umm, can he masturbate? Should I wonder about these things?

And what about his "weapon". It's a lance in a flower vase. Why? It's got more feng shui to get killed by a well decorated lance? Or is Lance just the designer, and that's a spear?

It's endlessly fascinating. I'm going back to staring at it. My pot pie (no, don't even think that - that's NOT what makes it a pot pie) is still in the oven, and I have plenty of time to study kang's habits.

I suspect I'll be back....

mikey said...

Does blue dood, with the great big useless fist know that the north fireplace is about to fall on him?

Should somebody tell him?

Or can he just put all the fire in his vase? He's got a helmet after all. I think he'll be okay.

But I'm still gonna motion from the dugout for him to move in a few steps. These guys'll be fine if they just get a decent bench coach....

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

mikey said...
Does blue dood, with the great big useless fist know that the north fireplace is about to fall on him?


He doesn't have to worry, mikey.

Burt is watching over him.
~

Substance McGravitas said...

For you, mikey, the whole scene.

From me, your host, Farcetio.

mikey said...

"Yon unmoving female"?

That would be the "Sandra", my ex wife and conqueror of worlds...

Another Kiwi said...

And who does not remember that tragic denouement? I thought you had gone to a doctor about that denouement, Mikey?
P.S. Wally is behind Mr. Red Fist

herr doktor bimler said...

So much for "What would Jesus Do?" In future crises I shall be asking myself "What is the Way of Kang?"

It's a lance in a flower vase. Why?

I was wondering that about the guard myself.
I reckon it's in the hope that people will ask him what the hell he has stuck on his pitchfork, so he can answer "It's a Greek Urn." And they will ask in turn, "What's a Greek urn?"

herr doktor bimler said...

The top picture looks a helluva lot like a Paolozzi collage.
I say this like it's a good thing, because it is.

Rusty Shackleford said...

Capt. America has the only superhero pants with belt loops. And there are only five of them, a sure sign of cost-cutting at the pants factory.

tigris said...

In future crises I shall be asking myself "What is the Way of Kang?"

Yeah, well, I voted for Kodos.

herr doktor bimler said...

They clearly arrived expecting a barbecue. Thor has brought his own steak tenderiser.

Another Kiwi said...

Kang's guards delight in the playing of practical jokes and are even now giggling and nudging each other as they imagine the look on the face of their colleague when he discovers the substitution.
IT IS THE WAY OF KANG. Practical jokes and interior design via Playboy magazine circa 1975

Another Kiwi said...

Thor has brought his own steak tenderiser.
Also chicken wings on his hat.
Do we think that Redhanded Guard will get severe tendinitis in the future. So much bulging muscle in big blocks on quite skinny arms. Soon he will be the scary Fruit and Vege aisle guard in Supermarkets

Sub said...

Boy, looking at this on another machine lets me know that the colour-matching sucks. Gotta get that card fixed. Boo hoo.