Friday, October 2, 2009

Fun With Google Translate

16 comments:

Mendacious D said...

The Michael Hilton? Isn't that in Eugene, OR?

Dragon-King Wangchuck said...

I bet that Velickovic is some sort of Godless atheist.

mikey said...

Wait'll they find out he has the Montenegran seal tattooed on his nutsack.

That's gonna leave a mark...

Substance McGravitas said...

Montenegran seal tattooed on his nutsack.

Beeping a little horn or no?

herr doktor bimler said...

I think the eagle with its head split in two has been drinking Kruškovac.

herr doktor bimler said...

Ah, I see that Michael A. Hilton (a.k.a. Miodrag Dokovich, Miodrag Djokich, Miodrag Djokovich and Hristian Djokich) claims to be Montenegrin by birth.
Why he is stealing the Serbian coat-of-arms rather than the Montenegrin one remains to be seen.

You know who else was from Montenegro? Nero Wolfe.

Substance McGravitas said...

It's been established that thieving other people's logos is a regional thing.

herr doktor bimler said...

It's been established
Things you read on the Interducts are not always a reliable source.

J— said...

The APF's attorney just bailed. A good sign, 'cause you can never trust lawyers and you don't really need them anyway.

herr doktor bimler said...

Beeping a little horn or no?
Now you are confusing Montenegrin seals with Ruff Tuff Creampuffs.

mikey said...

Hey! Bimler. C'Mere.

See, this is why you get that whole reputation. Yeah, that one.

So you can spell Montenegrin. Correctly.

So. Fucking. What. What is it anyway, a county in east bumfuckistan?

Yeah, yeah, I get it. You've been there, and you know the best Montenegrin cheese to eat with Romanian undescended lamb testicles.

You have a bottle of montenegrin port, which the locals are laughing about because it's actually diesel fuel, but you're rolling it around and pronouncing it piquant.

Dood, you need to loosen up a little, do some freelancing, get in a barfight and puke on somebody's girlfriend.

Trust me. I know shit....

mikey

herr doktor bimler said...

I found that when people break bottles over my head, it messed up my hair-style.
Perhaps I should get back into it now that I have less hair.

Substance McGravitas said...

Puking on twins is not for slouches.

Another Kiwi said...

Is there a vault copy of Obama's Montenegrin birth certificate? He must be from there because he is a negro. Just sayin'


Oooh baby got my mantinge on

herr doktor bimler said...

Puking on twins is not for slouches.
No, no. The whole idea of a twin study is that you puke on one of them and keep the other as a control.
It was probably a mistake to mention the "Control" aspect.

ckc (not kc) said...

...you puke on one of them and keep the other as a control

..remind me - which one has to look after the guinea pig?