Wednesday, October 14, 2009


A rich round of cackles from me:
After nearly two weeks of fabricated anti-Rush Limbaugh smears from the news media, what kind of scrutiny can be expected now that trashy pop tramp Fergie has also indicated an interest in bidding for a NFL team?
Oh hoho. Ah hahahahaha.

Hey, why shouldn't Fergie pass the NFL's political litmus test? As an outspoken Obama supporter who appeared at his nomination acceptance speech in Denver last year, she's got the credentials they're looking for (even if parents are horrified). She also visited with the man whose oratory skills she finds "amazing" at the White House earlier this year.

Never mind the fact that she sings about "her humps" or chats about wild sex and drug sprees in her past, it's about the integrity of the game, right? Of course, it's Fergalicious!
So, to get things straight here, the knock on Fergie is that she has DONE DRUGS and HAD SEX.

Hee hee hee.


zombie rotten mcdonald said...

OK, so there are two differences here:

One, she's not an egregious shitbag racist bigot fucknozzle who can't shut up.

Two, she's not a guy.

yeah, too subtle for the wingnut.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Two strikes and you're out in wingnut tee ball, ZRM.

mikey said...



Dood says this shit on the fuckin RADIO. Brags about his millions of listeners.

BROADCASTS his bigotry to other like minded bigots lovingly referred to as "dittoheads".

Anybody can listen to him, and people who disagree with him actually RECORD his statements. You know, like how we need segregated buses? In 2009? In America?

ckc (not kc) said...

...segregated buses... I like the idea... wingnuts get to ride with Keanu Reeves

J— said...

The group dumped him.

[I]t has become clear that his involvement in our group has become a complication and a distraction to our intentions; endangering our bid to keep the team in St. Louis.

As such, we have decided to move forward without him and hope it will eventually lead us to a successful conclusion.

J— said...

Wow, check out the most recent post ("Obamist litmus test"). What a whiner.

Substance McGravitas said...

The bit Maloney objects to on the radio:

Sports brings this country together and it does not separate and when you have a guy like Rush Limbaugh who's made a living and made a lot of money doing it and has made a living tearing the Clinton Administration, or whether it was the Obama Administration, and now, you know all the quotes, you heard everything he said whether we have to grab our ankles and bend over because Obama’s dad was black.

I gather Maloney doesn't think this guy is calling Rush racist, but, um, how can you miss it?

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I believe sports makes us all hate each other.

I'm sure M.Bouffant will be happy to verify my claim.

Substance McGravitas said...

Only if you're AN OBAMABOT!!!

ckc (not kc) said...

...what makes me hate myself, then???

herr doktor bimler said...

I believe sports makes us all hate each other.
But ideally it makes you hate one another for reasons that are orthogonal to the usual causes of hating-one-another.
It is easier to say this before doing any Google searches about the correlation between (say) Rangers / Celtic allegiance and religious-sectarian membership, rather than after.

Besides, M. Bouffant hates everyone without needing sports as a rationale.

Substance McGravitas said...

...what makes me hate myself, then???

Not being kc?

fish said...

Rangers / Celtic allegiance

This cannot ever exist in any and all realities.

Substance McGravitas said...

Chris Drury cannot sink the 3 and Kevin Garnett cannot skate.

Rusty Shackleford said...

"My lovely lady lumps." That shit still cracks me up. They should GIVE her an NFL franchise for being a party to genius.

Substance McGravitas said...

An apology is still required for Wild Orchid.

M. Bouffant said...

Sports is an excuse to speak, type & often do dumb crap, but none of it matters because it's mere entertainment. ( A subset of telebision, really.) Only a real nitwit would come to blows over how much of a cheater Barry Bonds is, for example, whereas extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice.

It's like music, where there's no explaining anyone's tastes but my own.

Rusty Shackleford said...

Wild Orchid? Next you'll be wanting her to apologize for Kids, Incorporated!