Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Girl Bands With Boy Drummers

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24 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Jedediah was a bullfrog!

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.
~

Substance McGravitas said...

I see Dawn's editorial talents could not save Dr. Dave from a typo.

herr doktor bimler said...

I have also learned from the internet that if you are a nutcase quack you should blog as "drsanity.blogspot.com".

The Doktorling Sonja used to have a pair of goldfish called Oxy and Moron.

Substance McGravitas said...

Oh I get it: The Astute Bloggers! Ha ha!

Substance McGravitas said...

Also House of Substance...sob.

M. Bouffant said...

Girls are OK playing bass, but they can't pound the tubs like real American men!!

This apparently applies to the Internet as well.

Substance McGravitas said...

One evening I saw three riot grrrl-oriented bands in a row. Every god-damned one had a boy drummer.

fish said...

but they can't pound the tubs like real American men!!

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

I think we would improve our statistics significantly if we just got rid of all the sick people.

Substance McGravitas said...

I think we would improve our statistics significantly if we just got rid of all the sick people.

The Eskimos were on to something.

herr doktor bimler said...

The Eskimos were on to something.

Smoking dried hagfish.
For details, I refer you to volume 3 of Rasmussen's The Fifth Thule Expedition.

Substance McGravitas said...

Ever read about Franklin's expedition?

herr doktor bimler said...

I first encountered the Franklin debacle when reading this essay at an impressionable age.

J— said...

Sheila E!

Substance McGravitas said...

They should have gotten Sheila E. instead of a buncha boneheads!

herr doktor bimler said...

Every god-damned one had a boy drummer.

Considering that the drummer of [insert name of favourite testosterone-soaked metal band here] is a TOTAL GIRLS BLOUSE, I cannot see the problem here.

I've only just registered that this is Jack Cashill of "Bill Ayers writes books and purports that someone else is the author" fame, which is definitely HA HA HA material.

Substance McGravitas said...

Those girls can't even go crazy without help from boys!

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I find it fascinating that Sheila E is Alejandro Escovedo's sister.

What about Georgia Hubley? Meg White? Moe Tucker? Karen facking CARPENTER?!?!?

Substance McGravitas said...

There are girl drummers, but obviously not enough. I like Janet Weiss.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

What do you call a drummer with half a brain?

Overqualified.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

So many drummers, so little time.

Also.

Rusty Shackleford said...

If I recall correctly, the band Christmas was composed of all guys and one girl - the drummer. This is good news for John McCain.

Substance McGravitas said...

I believe that is a lie lie lie yeah.

J— said...

¡Sheila E! ¡En la Casa Blanca! ¡Con su papá!

herr doktor bimler said...

The Eskimos were on to something.
Smoking dried hagfish.


They also cherish a crude bas-relief of stone, comprising a hideous picture and some cryptic writing, around which they dance when the aurora leaped high over the ice cliffs.

Not to mention their religion, a curious form of devil-worship, which will chill you with its deliberate bloodthirstiness and repulsiveness. Besides nameless rites and human sacrifices there are certain queer hereditary rituals addressed to a supreme elder devil or tornasuk.

My sources on this matter are unimpeachable.