OMFG. She actually does describe herself as "batshit crazy" in a legal document. That is fucking awesome.There are plenty more laffs, consider this reason she gives for Land's recusal:...it also appears to the undersigned that Judge Land may be disqualified because he has equity ownership of certain securities ( e.g. Microsoft and Comcast) which are aligned both politically and economically with a key Defendant in this case, namely the de facto President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, in such a direct and personal way that it could be said that this Judge has a financial stake in the outcome...Uhh, it's just...ahhh..OMFG!on2e1a!!
The text of the order is generally ambiguous and quite confusing as to exactly what Judge Land intends by his order, other that the use of the Court’s inherent “contempt” power in and for the purpose of suppressing the undersigned counsel’s First Amendment Rights. The First Amendment means you get to come to court and make your arguments in pig latin with a banana on your head.
Banana on your head? That's for crazy people! You want a nicely-draped banana peel on your head. It's good for your skin.
M. Bouffant once again shows his hatred for freedom.
(cautionary note: banana peels may react badly with tinfoil)
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